iOozi
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:44 PM |
Make everything a competition "I bet I can finish my dinner before you can." "I can run to your room faster than you can." "Who can fall asleep the fastest?!"
Soon enough, the kids are sleeping and you're watching Netlifx 😎 |
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Qzpo
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:45 PM |
| or just shoot the child and loot the house |
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xlaser23
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:45 PM |
uh
Great Glob and Apple Sauce |
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:45 PM |
Or you could just sit the babies down. Boom. Done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9CfHGUte_Y |
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:46 PM |
Next step: Get me and you in the parents bedroom
Sometimes you may not want to do it. |
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iOozi
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| Joined: 22 Jul 2011 |
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:47 PM |
| I lied about the Netflix part. I'm actually trying to kill this very annoying fly. |
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legoseed
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:49 PM |
| "I'm four five seconds from finishing dinner before you little nooblets" |
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iOozi
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:50 PM |
| I hear one of them coming downstairs. I'm gonna scare them |
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:51 PM |
Try to reverse your eyes.
Sometimes you may not want to do it. |
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battIepan
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royaltoe
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:52 PM |
If I ever have to watch a kid, I usually am real awkward about it. They're so young and I feel like I might kill one of them by feeding them something wrong |
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iOozi
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:56 PM |
Actually one was playing with cars and the other one was reading in their room. This was our conversation: Me: Umm.. What are you guys doing? Camryn: Cars! -Shelby & I started to speak at the same time- Me: I can totally fall asleep faster than you guys can. Shelby: You interrupted me -_-
That 6 year old has sass!! |
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:57 PM |
>one of their names is camryn >my ex before my parents moved away was named camryn
i am going to burn your entire town down for bringing back this depression i tried so damn hard to suppress prepare yourself for the edgestorm of death and fire |
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iOozi
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:58 PM |
| @boss the Camryn I'm watching is a boy |
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| 14 Aug 2015 10:59 PM |
Cars
Sometimes you may not want to do it. |
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| 14 Aug 2015 11:00 PM |
| brb slitting throat and wrists in hot water |
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| 14 Aug 2015 11:01 PM |
Dude. Having no relationship at all is worse than not having a gf atm.
Sometimes you may not want to do it. |
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iOozi
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| 14 Aug 2015 11:04 PM |
| @boss http://www.roblox.com/lol-item?id=164491080 |
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| 14 Aug 2015 11:04 PM |
You gotta move on your life and forget your past.
Sometimes you may not want to do it. |
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