Gandalf40
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| 25 Jul 2015 04:58 AM |
I, Gandalf40 am the President, Head of Treasury and Archivist of the Clan of the Cosmic Space Monkey. This is a thread were we celebrate his majesty the cosmic space monkey, the creator of all things known to man kind, here is the story of creation.
At one point in the *universes existence there was nothing, nothing at all. Then, out of nowhere the cosmic space monkey appeared. He broke wind and the cosmos was created. Three days later he was bored and decided to create life, he provided water, food and entertainment for life so that it could thrive, survive not be bored.
*When I said universe I meant the made up universe of Varrokia, this forum is not made to offend religious people.
Novawolf55 the Second of Command, Field Marshall and head of the temple of worship for his exellency the supreme ruler of all celestial bodies in space, the Cosmic Space Monkey will post all current members positions,
If you would like to join this clan simply notify me and i will assign you a role. |
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Gandalf40
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| 25 Jul 2015 04:59 AM |
| Here is the original thread http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=166584605 |
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| 25 Jul 2015 05:29 AM |
________________________________________________________________________________________ 25/07/15
People's roles in the Clan of The Cosmic Space Monkey in list of superiority
Our Lord and Saviour: His Majesty the Cosmic Space Monkey, Ruler of all celestial bodies in space
1. Gandalf40, the President, Head of Treasury and Archivist of the Clan of the Cosmic Space Monkey
2. Novawolf55, the Second in Command (First Class), Field Marshal, Head of Military and Armed Forces and Head of the Temple of Worship for his exellency the Supreme Ruler of all celestial bodies in space, the Cosmic Space Monkey
3. Cruzmaster22, the Second in Command (Second Class), General of the Military and Armed Forces, Treasurer and Secretary.
4. Livecrab12, the Third in Command and Head of Subdivision, the Clan of the White Walruses,
5. Rainoks, the Second in Command of the Temple of Worship for his exellency the Supreme Ruler of all celestial bodies in space, the Cosmic Space Monkey,
6. Sonicspeed7654, the Head Chef and Organiser of all feasts to honour his majesty the Cosmic Space Monkey
7. Niceboy28, the Head of Removal of Filth and Dust ________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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| 25 Jul 2015 05:50 AM |
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The 6 laws of the Clan and Cosmic Space Monkey
Law no 1, Thou shalt only worship the Cosmic Space Monkey Law no 2, Thou shalt kill none except betrayers of the Cosmic Space Monkey Law no 3, Thou shalt not disrespect our Lord and Saviour in any way, shape or form. Law no 4, Thou must do what thou can to help the running and upkeep of the sacred Temple. Law no 5, Thou may only eat the sacred fruit when given permission to do so. Law no 6, Thou shalt pass the story of the cosmic space monkey down the generations
Punishment for breaking any of these rules is total and complete exile from the Clan for people under 4th in Command. People above 4th in Command will have their punishment decided at the time based on the severity of their actions. ________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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Gandalf40
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| 25 Jul 2015 05:55 AM |
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The Day of Worship and Celebration
Every Second Wednesday or Saturday (depending on what is happening in the cosmos), there will be sacrifices of fruit and worship at the Temple of Worship for his excellency the Supreme Ruler of all celestial bodies in space, the Cosmic Space Monkey and one of our members shall write a song. We will all of these things to honour his excellency the supreme ruler of all celestial bodies in space, the Cosmic Space monkey. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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Gandalf40
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| 25 Jul 2015 06:01 AM |
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Duelling
If you and another member of the Clan of the Cosmic Space monkey (other than the president, in which case you are to simply notify them) are having a dispute over power, land or permissions you are allowed to duel them, but only if there is no other way of settling the dispute.
Rules for all duels between members of the clan of the cosmic space monkey are listed below
1. The person being challenged shall choose the weapon used
2. The challenger shall choose whether there will be 3 or 5 bouts.
3. The leader of the clan has to oversee all duels for them to be legitimate.
4. All duels are to be held on Gandalf40's game, which has been updated to contain all weapons necessary for duelling. ________________________________________________________________________________________
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niceboy28
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| 30 Jul 2015 05:41 PM |
thy peassents b dirty.
shall i purge them with fire and fruit? below me is a siggy btw.
and now, i therefore kick myself out of office. |
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Gandalf40
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| 31 Jul 2015 01:21 AM |
| What does that even mean? what where you trying to tell us? |
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Gandalf40
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| 31 Jul 2015 01:22 AM |
| Sorry, yes go ahead and clean them, and you may not kick yourself out of office, you must send a request to me and then I will decide whether you can leave or whether we are in need of your services. |
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Gandalf40
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| 13 Aug 2015 05:17 AM |
________________________________________________________________________________________ 13/8/2015
NEW ANNOUNCEMENTS:
I have appointed myself to head of the Royal Navy of His Majesty the Cosmic Space Monkey, Ruler of all celestial bodies in space.
I have also introduced a new military system, I am the head of the Navy and as you all know Novawolf55 is the field marshall and Cruzmaster22 is the General, however I have made some new adjustments to other personnel's ranks, Livecrab12 is the Brigadier and all other members are privates, more specifically Rainoks and Sonicspeed7654 are soldiers of the land force and Niceboy28 is a naval soldier.
Please note: This new military system does not change any of your current ranks, this only exists in the unlikely event of an attack or if we decide to declare war. ________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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| 13 Aug 2015 05:26 AM |
| Here is a link to my clan, it is a subdivision of the Clan of the Cosmic Space Monkey called, The White Walruses http://web.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=166646338 |
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Gandalf40
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| 13 Aug 2015 05:28 AM |
| @OzoneSights Do you want to join the clan, duel me for that insult or stay of the thread? |
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Gandalf40
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| 13 Aug 2015 02:23 PM |
| I, the chef,have made a great cake for us to feast upon! |
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Gandalf40
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| 14 Aug 2015 01:18 AM |
| Thank you Sonicspeed, we shall feast on it tomorrow, that will be the day that we honour his majesty the Cosmic Space Monkey! |
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| 14 Aug 2015 08:52 PM |
| Your compliments are appreciated. |
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| 30 Aug 2015 05:53 AM |
| Cruzmaster22 has been demoted from all ranks due to severe inactivity. Gandalf40 asked me to make this post and if Cruzmaster22 wants his ranks he must talk to either Gandalf40 or Me. |
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| 30 Aug 2015 05:57 AM |
| Yeah, YOU'RE the space monkey. |
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| 03 Sep 2015 02:43 AM |
| What on earth are you on about? |
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Gandalf40
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| 03 Sep 2015 06:17 AM |
| No Cruzmaster22 has not been removed from all ranks, he has just been demoted to third in command. |
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| 05 Sep 2015 12:25 AM |
| @UnknownBandito who m9 iff iz gendelf u b rong an ill rek you cuzin |
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| 05 Sep 2015 12:53 AM |
| You said he was demoted from all ranks you barnacle. |
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Gandalf40
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| 09 Sep 2015 05:43 AM |
| No, you just put words into my mouth. |
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