LoggyPl0x
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IKatikas
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| Joined: 05 Sep 2010 |
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| 28 Jun 2015 06:16 PM |
did it hurt
when you fell from that tree
"Allons-y!" |
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PUSH5
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| Joined: 06 Jun 2009 |
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| 28 Jun 2015 06:18 PM |
do you work at home depot because I want to give you my wood |
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| 28 Jun 2015 06:18 PM |
hey baby are u a bowling ball?
cuz ur round and heavy <3 |
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| 28 Jun 2015 06:19 PM |
hey bb did u fall from heaven?
cuz so did satan <3 |
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LoggyPl0x
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:38 PM |
i love you
Dōmo Arigatō Misutā Robōto |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:39 PM |
Is your dad a baker?
because you have some nice buns |
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am4ze
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| Joined: 02 Mar 2012 |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:41 PM |
| On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:42 PM |
Are you a camera?
Because every time i look at you, I smile. |
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Scottie3
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| Joined: 28 May 2011 |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:43 PM |
is your name grace
because you're amazing |
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LoggyPl0x
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:43 PM |
>On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
best pickup line |
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Scottie3
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| Joined: 28 May 2011 |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:45 PM |
@loggy,
my friend uses that one
I always tell him it should be
"On a scale of North Korea to America" instead of "one to America" |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:45 PM |
My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl.
Wanna use their money to buy drinks? |
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Siezon
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:45 PM |
my hard drive
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ flexing |
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Scottie3
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:47 PM |
do you play roblox
because you're a blockhead |
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aminroman
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| Joined: 23 May 2011 |
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Scottie3
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| Joined: 28 May 2011 |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:48 PM |
"No u" is truly the best comeback but not the best pickup line |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:50 PM |
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:50 PM |
are u a plain bagel? 'cause i like u with nothing on |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:51 PM |
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
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Slydexia
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LostLoot
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| Joined: 11 Jun 2014 |
| Total Posts: 2526 |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:52 PM |
hey girl was that a earthquake or did you just rock my world
i tried |
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| 28 Jun 2015 09:53 PM |
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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