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| 07 Aug 2015 09:10 AM |
If I am not online after 13 hours, chances are I'm either under rubble, in a hospital or have no access to the Internet. Heeeelp. |
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:12 AM |
Get an attitude, pop it like it's hot, pop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot. |
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:13 AM |
| that's not funny go bury yourself |
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:14 AM |
| Billy my friend, negative is negative! That's double negatives! Turn that frown, upside down! |
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:17 AM |
Edgy. I'm gonna go back to being scared out of my wits again. Cheerio. |
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MrStilts
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:19 AM |
| Danny, ma' boy! Has the chinese's communistic way of life finally affected your psychological stability? |
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:35 AM |
| Yes, it made me watch Pewdiepie with Chinese dub on Youku, it made my ego and OCD greater and bigger, it worsened my oral English which gave me a stereotypical accent and it made me develop a fear of insects. |
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marc12267
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:41 AM |
But Dan, if you're dead after the typhoon, what will happen?
"This! Is! COPIED!" Englandish yelled as she kicked Minty into a deep hole. |
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roquinha9
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:41 AM |
| I stopped reading after you said "PewDiePie". That was enough to scare me. |
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kitrain
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:42 AM |
| We would lose our snow puns |
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| 07 Aug 2015 10:05 AM |
Don't worry guys, I do believe the province of Fujian will get a minor impact, plus the buildings here are pretty secure, except for the ones built on farmland and mountains, unfortunately four relative families of mine live on either the former or the latter, therefore, mourning ceremonies. It is now eleven, I can't wait to sleep. |
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Pruz
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| 07 Aug 2015 10:40 AM |
| Since when was that a double negative? |
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| 07 Aug 2015 10:40 AM |
i was on one of the islands of japan in that big tsunami thing a few years ago
didnt touch my island obviously but we still got some earth quakes
[Content Birmed at the Stake] |
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| 07 Aug 2015 10:58 AM |
isn't there meant to be a typhoon in japan soon as well wow, asia has it bad a friend of mine is doing the japan jamboree atm so there's the possibility of two friends' deaths occuring soon, great if you die, dan, i will kill you
Seɴpαι нαѕ ɴoтιced yoυ ✔ |
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MrStilts
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| 07 Aug 2015 06:02 PM |
But Senpaisaur, http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/070/976/PEOPLE_DIE_IF_THEY_ARE_KILLED.jpg |
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| 07 Aug 2015 06:58 PM |
well
your shall be one with the water.
or is that a tsunami
idk
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0u9Hs5fgzE] |
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:00 PM |
I'm alive you asshats, apparently, a Chinese typhoon is equivalent to an Irish storm so I'm used to it.
My grandpa- "Giant motor/highway billboards, trees and houses were knocked over." So? That happens every week in Ireland, "Look outside, do you see that big storm?" We have loads of these big storms in Ireland, "And the wind is high and it's cold." So? That's normal in Ireland.
I've never seen a billboard on a motorway in Ireland ever before and the billboards here are gigantic, I wanna go take a look later, my thrill-seeking self wants to see the damage done.
But it's raining outside thanks to the damned typhoon and no life is outside other than cats, dogs, insects and machines like steamrollers and tar layers. |
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:01 PM |
| And stop bloody mourning over me, you've all known me for like 5 months or something. |
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:03 PM |
| don't worry dan if you break wind yourself you'll be ok |
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:08 PM |
but dan
your my snowlord :(((
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0u9Hs5fgzE] |
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| 07 Aug 2015 09:13 PM |
I'm alive ok, I lost 5 hours of sleep because of that damn wind, it was too loud, when I did fall asleep, I had a sweet dream that I was back in school, science class was martial arts class (non existent in our school), English class was seduce girls class, Maths class was feel my girl and feed her subways class and home time was a one minute flight back to China. It was at least the closest thing I had to a proper school dream I've ever had, and it felt great to finally see everyone again, with their deep voices, ;o; |
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