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| 08 Aug 2015 08:51 PM |
Edward Cullen is a 21 year old who has found the love of his life but she dies during child birth. On her death bed Edward prays to lord Jesus asking for his love Bella to be saved. After Bella and the child dies, Edward loses faith. His prayers were answered one week later; not by the God of Christianity, but by the God of Mexico Lord Jesús. His buddies on Mount Olympus call him Júan. Júan had been partying hard in Vegas gambling away his fortune and was hung over when Edward had prayed to him and felt guilty. Taking pity on Edward, Júan promises the main character eternal life in the form of biological immortality until he finds another woman that he loves. The stipulation of biological immortality means that they will theoretically live forever until an accident such as getting shot. They also are 21 years old eternally. Edward soon realizes the opportunity he now has. He will not die so long as he does not fall in love with another woman and they have a child together. Júan goes back to Vegas and Edward remains in England where he pursues a degree in physics. With his new found mortality he hopes to spend his time unlocking the secrets of the universe and eventually develop a method for attaining biological immortality before he pursues another love interest. Then he will live forever with his new lover. Decades pass by and he progresses through his career. He remains relatively obscure however because he does not want society to catch on that he is immortal. He even watches makeup tutorials on YouTube to learn how to give himself wrinkles to make himself look old. It works and his colleagues are none the wiser of his true identity and age. As time progresses he loses touch with his colleagues and family and friends. They all grow old but he stays the same age. He always meets new colleagues in his research but they are unaware of his aims and motives. They work in research trying to cure diseases but Edward secures some resources to conduct his own secret research. Then one day a new lab technician joins the research team. Her name is Brandi Love. She is magnificent. Edward can't help but get blue balls. After hundreds of years of waiting Edward can't take it anymore. He has been cursed to watch those around him age and perish while he himself is trapped in time forever toiling in a lab. He gives up his pathetic pursuit of immortality and he asks Brandi out. Then they Bang. It only lasted 12 seconds. 500 years of waiting will do that to a man. But to Edward, it was worth it. They get married and have a family and then one day Edward realizes he is progressing in age very rapidly. He prays to Júan who comes to him in a dream and explains to him that he only has a few years now that he has found love. Edward begs the Mexican God for more time but Júan says "Sorry amigo, no refundos."
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