Maligance
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| 08 Aug 2015 05:29 AM |
| i thought adopted kids were kept in dog cells like a pound until they picked them |
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mastone1
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| Joined: 12 Jan 2011 |
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| 08 Aug 2015 05:32 AM |
| I thought America and Americans were good. |
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Xenla
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| Joined: 31 Oct 2009 |
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| 08 Aug 2015 05:33 AM |
i thought everyone was innocent
One day I shall rule the abc!! |
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wardogs
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| Joined: 25 Mar 2009 |
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| 08 Aug 2015 05:33 AM |
| I thought that if I wasn't constantly vigilant I would be abducted and sold off in Pakistan to make carpets. |
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| 08 Aug 2015 05:33 AM |
i thought the year was 1666
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baskind
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| 08 Aug 2015 05:56 AM |
What did I think?
"Why did I fall off a tree Last summer?"
"Is that what they really did to him?"
"Man I hate my dreams."
"I hate my life."
"Why am I here?"
"Why are you here?"
"Can I go home now?"
"This dress is too pink."
"I want Candy."
"I want MORE Candy."
"I wonder why I wasted half of my life on a computer..."
"I have no friends.... That'll be my friend."
"Go away."
And Finally,
"ICECREAM! :D" |
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| 08 Aug 2015 05:57 AM |
| I thought people created the clouds. |
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| 08 Aug 2015 05:58 AM |
I also thought, if I stared at the sun long enough I could see Jesus.
Surprisingly, I can still see clearly. |
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| 08 Aug 2015 05:59 AM |
I thought men could get pregno I thought we could live forever And I thought you had to make out to have babies |
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| 08 Aug 2015 05:59 AM |
"I thought America and Americans were good."
slow down on that autism |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:01 AM |
Continued.
"WHY DID I WATCH WOMEN GIVING BIRTH!"
"Why am I still here?"
"Are people really G@y?"
"Why am I here?"
"Adopted kids are snotty and spoiled half the time... I think?"
"Dammit, There goes the fat kid." (Omg I was so rude...)
"Kill yourself."
And Finally,
"I wonder when I will die?" |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:02 AM |
I thought i could see Jesus on the Moon during full moons .
I thought that if i dug deep enough in he garden i would find treasure .
the second thing did actually come true . If you consider an old rusty cleaver treasure
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Noitacinu
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| Joined: 18 Aug 2014 |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:03 AM |
One thing I thought when I was a kid: "Once a kid, always a kid."
--http://youtu.be/hod0WtYE4SA?t=1s <--What's good!? (Add Unication's post count to this account) |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:05 AM |
| I thought there was a giant fan on the other side of the world that created the air and people turned it on and off. |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:06 AM |
And One more thought...
"I wonder when I'd get Kidnapped and R@ped... After all, I am a Female Child..." |
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RammyZ
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| Joined: 26 Apr 2015 |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:07 AM |
| i thought that if i played stop it slender, slender would come to my house |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:07 AM |
I thought every Female Child got Kidnapped and R@ped...
e.e
I had issues as a child, processing things... |
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wardogs
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| Joined: 25 Mar 2009 |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:08 AM |
I thought they Pickled kids, and put them in a fridge, to prevent them from getting fat.
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xdude52
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| Joined: 24 Dec 2012 |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:08 AM |
I thought the" thing" was just a bunch of hugging and kissing...
Care for a Jelly Baby? They're very good. Try one! | The Whovian of OT |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:10 AM |
@xdude.
Oh My Gawd... I thought that too...
I'm not ashamed. |
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h3a
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| Joined: 22 Sep 2013 |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:10 AM |
I thought the 'y' in the disney logo was a p Still can't unsee
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Crawfly
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| Joined: 06 May 2013 |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:11 AM |
I thought in math, you would always start with a 1 instead of a zero a la 1 + 1 = 3 |
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| 08 Aug 2015 06:12 AM |
| I thought you had to get married to your first girlfriend. |
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