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| 07 Aug 2015 11:00 PM |
Ass !
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:01 PM |
| How Wiener Make Work Country Go Cmac Shower Smell Yes No ? |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:02 PM |
what are you gonna do about habs and ben being bad in hd
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:03 PM |
what will you do with Obama care
And you lier you are Canadian! |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:07 PM |
@k0be I'm sorry, but although I am only fluent in exactly 4597 languages, idiot is not one of the languages I am fluent in so I cannot understand your first question.
Your second question, no. Noobs shall be exported to China. This will hopefully stop child labour in China.
@vikings As we all know, they are both secretly drug cartels and shall be arrested for their crimes.
@dark All politicians are green shape-shifting lizards from outer space anyways, so what's a human Canadian being in the election going to do?
Obamacare shall be abolished, we will steal the Canadian healthcare system instead, using funds from the military to support it. We'll only need to take like 0.0001% - or roughly 1 trillion - to get the funding so it doesn't matter.
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:08 PM |
I see what you did...
You bribed congress and amended the constitution to allow Canadians to run for office!! |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:09 PM |
| How will you deal with the crisis in Ukraine and North Korea which can spark WW3? |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:15 PM |
@Dark Correct. But as I said, green shape-shifting lizards from outer space are politicians (and the current President himself!), so I don't think it matters.
@k0be Ukraine shall be given 50% access to the FA (Freedom Army), which should be more than enough to defend themselves from the Russians. We'll also get the general population to make a bunch of Putin memes so he gets more focused on that than Ukraine. Worst case scenario, we give a full dose of FREEDOM to Crimea.
North Korea is not a lost cause, we will give ten whole doses of FREEDOM to them, giving five more per day if necessary. Then, we will give North Korean territory to South Korea in exchange for a bunch of their fancy technology. Worst case scenario, we give a lot of doses of FREEDOM.
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:16 PM |
I knew it!
And I agree it doesn't matter |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:17 PM |
You could just give North Korea McDonald's but ok LETS SAY A HOMEFRONT/RED DAWN SCENARIO HAPPENS HOW DO WE FIGHT THE KOREANS ON OUR SOIL |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:18 PM |
What did you think those doses of freedom were? Obviously they're McDonald's.
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:20 PM |
Precisely deathrage?
Are you able to stop us Americans from being obese? |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:21 PM |
PRANKED ITS BURGER KING ALL OUT NUCLEAR WARFARE |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:29 PM |
@Dark Yes, I will pass a new bill that will make those that are considered heavily overweight or obese to get stomach surgery and rehabilitation. It will be very cheap for all citizens.
Also, all fast food places and restaurants will have their foods become significantly healthier with a brand new plan which will give the materials for their food that are specially produced to be extremely healthy while still tasting like they always have. Trust me, it's science.
@K0be Nuclear weapons will be removed and replaced with a safer alternative that will not cause radiation fallout. These bombs can have slightly more explosive power too, and can be set to explode in a variety of ways.
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:30 PM |
death I love you!!!!
I'm voting for you right now!!!! |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:33 PM |
what are your stances on noob marriage?
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:36 PM |
@dark Thank you, and be sure to spread the word of my campaign, as I am not backed up by any multinational corporations, only by my lemon stand empire - which doesn't give me enough money for a true campaign like those other people you see.
@lagaids It should be illegal.
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:37 PM |
don't worry death
I will link this message to every user |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:38 PM |
the price of gas how do you make it cheaper? SHOULD WE SWITCH TO LEMON FUEL? |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:42 PM |
We shall no longer use gas for fuel in most machinery. Instead, we will use heated water to power them. The advantages of this is that the water will never truly disappear, it will only evaporate into the atmosphere so it can be reused again. It will also last a very long time, be much cleaner than gasoline, save us the billions of dollars we are spending on importing gasoline, and be environmentally friendly.
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:43 PM |
allahu Akbar!!! -BLOWS UP CONFERENCE ROOM!!!- |
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| 07 Aug 2015 11:45 PM |
| What will the legal limit of cats per household be set at? |
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