marcus881
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| 12 Jul 2015 06:21 PM |
This is another one inspired by the first. Once again I will choose first answer.
Ok, you are at home. You smell smoke.
A- FIRE!!!!! RUN!!!!! B- Mmm... steak. C- Whatever. D- OMG FIRE COMING OUT OF A MONSTERS NOSE OMG OMG OMG!!! |
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| 12 Jul 2015 06:59 PM |
| A, its the right choice ;3 |
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marcus881
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| 12 Jul 2015 07:02 PM |
You bolt out out of the house. You hide in an alley and see a person begging for food.
A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! B-Here's some bread, enjoy. C-Whatever... |
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| 12 Jul 2015 07:13 PM |
| B, I want to help the poor person ;-; |
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marcus881
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| 12 Jul 2015 07:46 PM |
He says: "BREAD?! I WANT PIZZA!!111!!!"
A- Ok fine, have your way. B- I will gladly revoke my offering. C- What kind of pizza? D- Enjoy your bread, thanks. |
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cam13469
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| 12 Jul 2015 08:58 PM |
| C He might not like certain pizzas... |
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marcus881
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| 12 Jul 2015 09:20 PM |
He says "pepperoni please"
A- Give him pepperoni pizza B- Ok heres your pepperoni (hands pepperoni) C- give him cheese pizza and say "you should be happy I got you any" |
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| 12 Jul 2015 09:23 PM |
A wait where did this pizza come from |
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marcus881
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| 13 Jul 2015 10:01 AM |
He takes the pizza and eats it. You return home. You still smell smoke but there is no fire. You follow the smoke to discover that the source is an overcooked steak. It disintegrates.
A- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY STEEEEEEEEEEEEAKKK!!!!!!!! B- WHO CARES ABOUT STEAK?! PIZZA FTW!!!!!! C- Still edible. D- Fasting. |
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marcus881
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| 13 Jul 2015 01:56 PM |
Very upset about your burnt steak, you
A- Jump into the barbecue. B- Sue the grill company. C- Eat it anyway. |
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marcus881
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| 13 Jul 2015 08:46 PM |
The lawsuit fails.
A- Steal their money. B- Get the judge and jury fired. C- Just live with it. |
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marcus881
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| 14 Jul 2015 08:38 AM |
They proceed to plot an attack on your 2-story house. Defense?
A- Arrows B- Hot Oil, what else??? C- Gentle Words |
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kai303
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| 14 Jul 2015 09:51 AM |
| XD I started laughing when I read D. |
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mizozizo
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| 14 Jul 2015 10:14 AM |
| Secret Answer, D: call up my homies from Iraq |
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marcus881
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| 14 Jul 2015 11:03 AM |
The arrows are useful until you arm gets cut off. What do you use?
A- Tourniquet B- An Old Shirt C- Your Hand |
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Nidrial
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marcus881
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| 14 Jul 2015 11:07 AM |
You seem to have forgotten that your arm has been cut off and your other arm breaks. Fail.
Your house is taken.
A- Get a new house. B- Still try to destroy them. C- Stay in a motel. |
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marcus881
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| 14 Jul 2015 11:08 AM |
All you can use is a plastic fork. Proceed?
A- Yes B- No |
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