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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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05 Aug 2015 06:31 PM
>be me
>foruming in bed before sleep
>laying on my stomach, uncovered
>feel something on back
>assumes is a mosquito
>slam it hard
>feel getting stung in the back
>turn on light
>it's a wasp
>jump out of bed and get rid of the body
>don't sleep and post this to OT

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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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05 Aug 2015 06:36 PM
>bathroom
>throwing the wasps body
>notice spider is crawling up on its web next to the flush button
>take piece of paper
>kill poor spider
>throw what remained from his body in the toilet
>flush

Am I a criminal?
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PhabuIous is not online. PhabuIous
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05 Aug 2015 06:37 PM
YES



U and I are always next to each other on my keyboard...
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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05 Aug 2015 06:45 PM
>leave bathroom, close light
>try sneaking back to my room without waking up my parents
>meet kitty in the living room
>"hi there small one"
>"meow"
>grab and take it to my room
>lay on bed, start rubbing its back
>feels good man

Every criminal loves something, right?
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HollysK is not online. HollysK
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05 Aug 2015 06:47 PM
i thought you were a psycopath
and then i read the kitten thing

awww



no u fungi!
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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05 Aug 2015 06:58 PM
>feel thirsty
>got sparkling water outside
>try to get out without making any noise
>open door
>notice large mosquito on the lamp
>i must walk by that to reach the deposit for sparkling water
>as I am one foot close to it, mosquito flies off it
>panic.exe
>run to the deposit and enter it
>neighbourns dogs start barking
>pick bottle and run back to house
>mosquito is still on the lamp
>mfw he didn't start flying this time
>swiftly return to my bedroom w/o noise
>drink water
>it is still

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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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05 Aug 2015 07:03 PM
>3am
>still up
>posting on OT

Should I reconsider my life?
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PhabuIous is not online. PhabuIous
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05 Aug 2015 07:05 PM
You should



U and I are always next to each other on my keyboard...
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tmtrvler is not online. tmtrvler
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05 Aug 2015 07:09 PM
my siggy is perfect for the impending doom of you



and thats how it happened
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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05 Aug 2015 07:16 PM
>place i got stung starts to itch
>get up again
>walking to first aid kit in bathroom
>notice a light in parents room
>dad is up watching tv
>reach first aid kit, take out sanitary alcohol
>apply on itchy area
>ahh
>close it, walk back to bedroom
>dad is still watching tv
>close window, hope no more insects show up
>turn on anti insect device

I should be safe now, right?
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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05 Aug 2015 07:20 PM
*waiting for a responce from insect experts*
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Avenxx is not online. Avenxx
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05 Aug 2015 07:21 PM
title gives me wrong ideas


heil nxx
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zura123 is not online. zura123
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05 Aug 2015 07:23 PM
dad is probably watching popcorn
watch out.



i don't know, doctor. sometimes when i read something so stupid, i forget how to reply.
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PhabuIous is not online. PhabuIous
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05 Aug 2015 07:24 PM
Keep the window closed



U and I are always next to each other on my keyboard...
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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05 Aug 2015 07:30 PM
It can't be popcorn unless it is one that included soccer commentators.
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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05 Aug 2015 07:35 PM
Night.
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Avenxx is not online. Avenxx
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05 Aug 2015 08:15 PM
Gooooodnight


heil nxx
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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06 Aug 2015 06:46 AM
>wake up
>notice dead fly next to anti insect device
>take it and throw it to bin

Serial killer.
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thig1234567891234567 is not online. thig1234567891234567
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06 Aug 2015 06:49 AM
oh my god that would be a nightmare O_O
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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06 Aug 2015 06:52 AM
It is.
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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06 Aug 2015 05:26 PM
>be me
>still laying in bed like yesterday
>see something fly across my phone screen
>not again
>open light
>see moth flying around the light source
>chill, I got this
>take napkin
>attempt to catch the moth with it
>succes after 3rd attempt
>take it to bathroom
>notice a small fly trapped in the web next to flush button
>mfw spider waa actually helping me
>mfw I killed him the night before
>returm to bed disappoimted

RIP spider
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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06 Aug 2015 05:27 PM
was*
return*
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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06 Aug 2015 05:31 PM
disappointed*
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Richochet is not online. Richochet
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06 Aug 2015 05:42 PM
b1
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tmtrvler is not online. tmtrvler
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06 Aug 2015 06:34 PM
what happened in the morning



and thats how it happened
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