Richochet
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| 05 Aug 2015 06:31 PM |
>be me >foruming in bed before sleep >laying on my stomach, uncovered >feel something on back >assumes is a mosquito >slam it hard >feel getting stung in the back >turn on light >it's a wasp >jump out of bed and get rid of the body >don't sleep and post this to OT
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Richochet
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| 05 Aug 2015 06:36 PM |
>bathroom >throwing the wasps body >notice spider is crawling up on its web next to the flush button >take piece of paper >kill poor spider >throw what remained from his body in the toilet >flush
Am I a criminal?
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PhabuIous
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| 05 Aug 2015 06:37 PM |
YES
U and I are always next to each other on my keyboard... |
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Richochet
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| 05 Aug 2015 06:45 PM |
>leave bathroom, close light >try sneaking back to my room without waking up my parents >meet kitty in the living room >"hi there small one" >"meow" >grab and take it to my room >lay on bed, start rubbing its back >feels good man
Every criminal loves something, right? |
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HollysK
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| 05 Aug 2015 06:47 PM |
i thought you were a psycopath and then i read the kitten thing
awww
no u fungi! |
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Richochet
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| 05 Aug 2015 06:58 PM |
>feel thirsty >got sparkling water outside >try to get out without making any noise >open door >notice large mosquito on the lamp >i must walk by that to reach the deposit for sparkling water >as I am one foot close to it, mosquito flies off it >panic.exe >run to the deposit and enter it >neighbourns dogs start barking >pick bottle and run back to house >mosquito is still on the lamp >mfw he didn't start flying this time >swiftly return to my bedroom w/o noise >drink water >it is still
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Richochet
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| 05 Aug 2015 07:03 PM |
>3am >still up >posting on OT
Should I reconsider my life? |
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PhabuIous
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| 05 Aug 2015 07:05 PM |
You should
U and I are always next to each other on my keyboard... |
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tmtrvler
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| 05 Aug 2015 07:09 PM |
my siggy is perfect for the impending doom of you
and thats how it happened |
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Richochet
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| 05 Aug 2015 07:16 PM |
>place i got stung starts to itch >get up again >walking to first aid kit in bathroom >notice a light in parents room >dad is up watching tv >reach first aid kit, take out sanitary alcohol >apply on itchy area >ahh >close it, walk back to bedroom >dad is still watching tv >close window, hope no more insects show up >turn on anti insect device
I should be safe now, right? |
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Richochet
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| 05 Aug 2015 07:20 PM |
| *waiting for a responce from insect experts* |
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Avenxx
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| 05 Aug 2015 07:21 PM |
title gives me wrong ideas
heil nxx |
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zura123
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| 05 Aug 2015 07:23 PM |
dad is probably watching popcorn watch out.
i don't know, doctor. sometimes when i read something so stupid, i forget how to reply. |
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PhabuIous
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| 05 Aug 2015 07:24 PM |
Keep the window closed
U and I are always next to each other on my keyboard... |
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Richochet
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| 05 Aug 2015 07:30 PM |
| It can't be popcorn unless it is one that included soccer commentators. |
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Richochet
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Avenxx
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Richochet
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| 06 Aug 2015 06:46 AM |
>wake up >notice dead fly next to anti insect device >take it and throw it to bin
Serial killer. |
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| 06 Aug 2015 06:49 AM |
| oh my god that would be a nightmare O_O |
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Richochet
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Richochet
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| 06 Aug 2015 05:26 PM |
>be me >still laying in bed like yesterday >see something fly across my phone screen >not again >open light >see moth flying around the light source >chill, I got this >take napkin >attempt to catch the moth with it >succes after 3rd attempt >take it to bathroom >notice a small fly trapped in the web next to flush button >mfw spider waa actually helping me >mfw I killed him the night before >returm to bed disappoimted
RIP spider |
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Richochet
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Richochet
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Richochet
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tmtrvler
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| 06 Aug 2015 06:34 PM |
what happened in the morning
and thats how it happened |
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