Crawfly
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:39 AM |
YOU WAKE UP AND ALL OF A SUDDEN FREDDY KRUGER TOM CRUISE ANGELINA JOLIE AND ADAM SANDLER ARE ALL INTERROGATING YOUR MOST LOVED RELATIVE WITH HOT WAX DO YOU 1 JOIN IN 2 HACK UP ANY OF THE CELEBRITIES USING A WEAPON OF YOUR CHOICE 3 GO ONTO THE INTERNET |
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:40 AM |
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:40 AM |
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Check out my forum simulators! <3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I36CvVwfZ2c |
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:40 AM |
| let's mutilate tom cruise with an iphone charger |
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Crawfly
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:41 AM |
YOU TURN ON YOUR COMPUTER ONLY TO FIND 10 TERABYTES OF FREDDY KRUGER'S NUDES DO YOU 1 LOOK AT THEM ALL 2 CONFRONT FREDDY KRUGER 3 CONTINUE TO THE INTERNET |
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:42 AM |
4. look for human springtrap.. wait wrong interactive
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Crawfly
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:44 AM |
THAT IS AN INVALID COMMAND JESUS HATES YOU |
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:45 AM |
:(((
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Crawfly
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:48 AM |
| YOU MUST INPUT A VALID COMMAND TO CONTINUE |
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:51 AM |
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:51 AM |
2 this is leverage against freddy |
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:51 AM |
| please stop humiliating me |
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Crawfly
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:55 AM |
YOU CONTINUE TO THE INTERNET ONLY TO FIND AN ARTICLE ABOUT STRAWBERRIES BUT RIGHT AS YOU BECOME INTRIGUED A METEOR FALLS FROM THE GROUND WITH A TIME MACHINE ANGELINA JOLIE PROTESTS THAT SHE WANTS TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ADOPT A BABY FROM EVERY CENTURY HOWEVER ADAM SANDLER MAKES A TIMELESS FART JOKE WHICH FREDDY KRUGER ENOUGH TIME TO SLIP INTO THE TIME MACHINE A FEW MINUTES LATER THE UNIVERSE HAS CHANGED IN WHICH FREDDY KRUGER IS THE UNIVERSE'S LORD DO YOU 1. GO ON A DARING QUEST TO FIND FREDDY KRUGER AND ASSASSINATE HIM 2. TELL ANGELINA JOLIE THAT BRAD PITT IS DEAD IN HOPES THAT SHE WILL BANG YOU 3. BOW DOWN TO FREDDY KRUGER, THE GODLORD |
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Crawfly
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| 05 Aug 2015 12:58 AM |
YOU CRAFTILY TELL ANGELINA THAT BRAD PITT HAS BEEN EXECUTED BY THE GODLORD FREDDY KRUGER HOWEVER AS YOU FINISH YOUR TALE BRAD PITT BEGINS TO RUN TOWARDS ANGELINA DO YOU 1. SHOOT BRAD PITT 2. RUN AWAY IN EMBARRASSMENT 3. PROPOSE A THREESOME |
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Crawfly
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| 05 Aug 2015 01:00 AM |
ANGELINA, THOROUGHLY PERSUADED, AGREES TO DO THE NASTY WITH YOU HOWEVER, ADAM SANDLER OVERHEARS THIS AND WANTS TO GET IN ON IT DO YOU 1 LET HIM JOIN IN 2 SHOOT ADAM SANDLER 3 TELL HIM TO GO AWAY |
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Inkswell
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| 05 Aug 2015 01:03 AM |
1 JOIN IN HAPPY GILMORE
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Crawfly
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| 05 Aug 2015 01:04 AM |
YOU ALL GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AS YOUR PACKAGE ENTERS ANGELINA'S TEMPLE HOWEVER AFTER 10 MINUTES YOU OPEN YOUR EYES AND REALIZE YOU WERE ACTUALLY PENETRATING ADAM SANDLER'S ASS DO YOU 1. KEEP GOING 2. SHOOT ADAM SANDLER 3. GO FOR ANGELINA |
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Crawfly
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| 05 Aug 2015 01:06 AM |
IN DISGUST AND ANGER YOU SHOOT ADAM SANDLER WITH YOUR TRUSTY RAY GUN ANGELINA YELLS "I CANNOT SLEEP WITH A MONSTER!" AND RUNS OFF YOUR BED DO YOU 1 LOCK THE DOORS 2 LET HER GO 3 QUICKLY YELL "BABY! WAIT." |
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Crawfly
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| 05 Aug 2015 01:09 AM |
YOU RUN TOWARDS THE DOOR AND LOCK IT ANGELINA HAS NO WAY OUT DO YOU 1 SHOOT ANGELINA JOLIE 2 MAKE OUT WITH HER 3 UNLOCK THE DOORS |
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