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| 04 Aug 2015 12:00 AM |
you have a car and a gun and hundred miles of desert theres a big truck of gas like maybe 2 diddlymiles ahead of you what do? |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:01 AM |
| shoot myself with said gun |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:02 AM |
| Pretend I'm mel gibson and shout racial slurs into the sky for an hour or so |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:02 AM |
SHOOT OIL TANKER WHILE SAND PIRATES ARE TRYING TO TAKE ME DOWN!
END OF THE LINE! |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:03 AM |
well thats a waste of precious gasoline
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:06 AM |
| Oh, you gonna criticize me for my baddonkeyness? |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:10 AM |
well lets continue scenario you are danking along in your crappy car (some jerry rigged 1976 chevrolet impala) but you notice you are low on fuel suddenly a sand pirate drives in front of you don't have many options 1. ram him in the butt 2. shoot him in the window 3. do a barrel roll |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:11 AM |
3, then 2, then 1.
The countdown method. |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:13 AM |
yea you do a barrel roll but forget you are in a car not an airplane you fly into the air and smash into the ground upside down you wake up and the dank sand pirate is standing over you pointing and laughing well 176400 blazing it your leg is broken your options 1. grab his leg and try to drag him down 2. try and reach for his gun 3. bite his leg
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:14 AM |
1, then 3, then 2.
This'll hurt. |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:16 AM |
yea dyn you're in the same situation doctor mc untactical (huehue)
you and the dank sand pirate get in a battle to the death, you find a needle full of pure mountain dew in his pocket during the wrestle you reach out and grab it 1. stab him with it and inject it into him 2. stab it in his eyes 3. just throw it for no reason |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:19 AM |
1, then 2 for both eyes, then 3.
No witnesses. |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:24 AM |
he gets diabetes and dies of a heart attack, high blood sugar, and snoop dogg
1. take his car 2. pee on his body 3. take the gasoline out of your car and put in your car |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:25 AM |
i mean the dank sand pirates car
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:28 AM |
suddely the immortan joe appears what do you do come up with it yourself you lazy piece of crap |
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| 04 Aug 2015 12:31 AM |
| Punch him in the face, cry, then dance very strangely, then push him down and puke on him. |
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