Ohforf
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:01 PM |
ROBLOX is once again under attack. A guest, somehow having obtained great powers, has created his own army of malevolent guests. They are invading Robloxia as we speak, destroying everything in their path, and bloxxing every Robloxian they see. How did this happen? We don't know for sure...
PROLOGUE: *at Robloxia School* Guest: What a beautiful day! Robloxian Bully 1: HAHA! IT'S A STUPID GUEST! Guest: UH-OH! Robloxian Bully 1: *dunks Guest's head in the toilet* Guest: YUCK! Robloxian Bully 1: HA HA! The day after that... Guest: I hope I don't get bullied this t- Robloxian Bully 2: *gives Guest a wedgie* Guest: :( Robloxian Bully 2: HA HA! The day after that too... Guest: Those mean bullies! :( Well at least they're not going to bully me this t- Robloxian Bully 3: *gives Guest a wet willie* Guest: AAH! MY EAR! Robloxian Bully 3: HA HA! |
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zacaris
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Ohforf
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:06 PM |
The day after that... Guest: Hmm, that'd odd, no bullies today. Robloxian Bully 1: Hey Guest, guess what? Guest: What? Robloxian Bully 2: We are going to... Robloxian Bully 3: BEAT THE BLOXFLAKES OUT OF YOU! Guest: *screams like a girl and starts running away* Robloxian Bully 1: AFTER HIM! Guest: *runs into a cave* Robloxian Bully 2: Hey he ran into that cave! Robloxian Bully 3: I'm not going in there! Robloxian Bully 1: Let's just wait for him to come out guys. He can't stay in there forever.
Inside the cave... Guest: Those bullies...I hate them... ???: Do you want power, guest? Guest: Huh? ???: Do you? Guest: Well if it will help me get rid of those bullies...sure.... ???: Good...
Meanwhile outside... Robloxian Bully 3: I'm tired. Robloxian Bully 2: Can we go now? Robloxian Bully 1: NO! WE MUST WAIT FOR THE GUEST! KABOOM! The cave suddenly explodes. Robloxian Bully 2: WHAT THE BRICK?! Guest: *glowing with energy* I FEEL POWERFUL! I FEEL INVINCIBLE! I FEEL LIKE BUILDERMAN! Robloxian Bullies: *sweating* Robloxian Bully 1: Um, about the whole beating you up thing, we weren't serious. We were just joking.... Guest: *shoop da whoops the bullies*
(And so our tale begins...) |
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zacaris
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:09 PM |
| I pull out a carton of milk, and a box of BloxFlakes. I pour the cereal into a bowl, and then the milk. Soon after I grab a spoon, I start eating. "Yum. Better call Ohforf." I pull out my RO-Phone, and speed-dial Ohforf. |
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Ohforf
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:10 PM |
| Ohforf: Hey Zacaris, what's up? |
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Darkian2
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:12 PM |
(THREE-WAY!!!)
Dark:*Calls Ohforf and Zacaris On 3-Way Phone* |
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zacaris
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:12 PM |
| Zacaris: Not much, just eatin' some cereal. Watching the news. Did you hear the story about how those 3 Robloxians were found bloxxed outside a Cave? |
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Ohforf
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:14 PM |
| Ohforf: Yeah...police reports say that the cave was found in ruins as well. What do you think happened? |
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Darkian2
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:16 PM |
| Dark:*Haz THINKING faic on* I Haz thinking faic on. |
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zacaris
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Darkian2
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:21 PM |
| Dark:Naw... Why would an earthquake happen in EAST (Guess :P) ROBLOXia? |
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Ohforf
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:21 PM |
Ohforf: I'll watch it myself. *turns on TV* News Reporter: The ROBLOX Police Officers are unsure what happened to these poor souls, or what happened to this cave. ROBLOX Police Officer: Wait a minute! The Robloxians are breathing! Just barely, but they're breathing! They're alive! News Reporter: What happened here, you three? Robloxian Bully 1: Evil... Robloxian Bully 2: Guest... Robloxian Bully 3: Pwned us...all.... News Reporter: I don't know what this means, but we'll get back to you on this subject. In other news, buildings have been mysteriously found blown to pieces.
Ohforf: *turns off TV* Hmm...this might mean something...but we don't have enough evidence to reach a conclusion yet...Guess we should keep watching the news. |
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Darkian2
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zacaris
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:28 PM |
| Zacaris: Okay. Let me finish my BloxFlakes. |
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Ohforf
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:31 PM |
Ohforf: I wonder what's going on... Meanwhile in Arnooba's Castle... Arnooba: Hmm...let's see here...should I flood ROBLOXIA? Nah, the Noob Police would probably build an enormous drain. Should I burn it to the ground? Nah, they'd probably build a massive fire hose. Should I fill it with a deadly gas? Nah, those goody-goodies would make the Robloxian wear gas masks. Gosh, the Noob Police make everything difficult! Noobley: I know, I'd wish they'd all get bloxxed. Arnooba: I know... Clavin: How do you think we should get rid of them? Arnooba: *shrugs* Arnooba The god of all noobs. He acts as their leader as well, although Evil ROBLOX commands his forces. Noobley Arnooba's right-hand noob, having gotten to his position by immensely helping Arnooba with his evil plans. Clavin Arnooba's left-hand noob, he was once Alexandy's boss, but he eventually stopped paying him, and allied with the noobs for power and wealth. Arnooba: Well, I'll keep thinking of what to do.
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zacaris
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:36 PM |
| Zacaris: (Puts away dishes) I'm gonna go to Ohforf's House. |
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Sarah94
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Ohforf
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:43 PM |
Meanwhile... Evil Guest: I've finished blowing up all those buildings... ???: Good...but since you are only one, there's only so many things you can blow up by yourself. You should build an army. Evil Guest: Good...*starts bringing every guest to Robloxia toward him* (Oh noes) Meanwhile... Ohforf: Hmm...*starts to watch TV again* News Reporter: We have learned more about the incident that happened near the mysterious Cave of Darkness. We are at the Happy Robloxian Hospital, where the 3 Robloxians from our last news report are hospitalized. Can you tell what happened? Robloxian Bully 1: We were...bullying a guest. He ran into that cave...so he wouldn't get beat up. Robloxian Bully 2: We decided...to wait for him to come out. Robloxian Bully 3: Suddenly the cave exploded...and the guest radiated with some sort of power... Robloxian Bully 1: After that...everything went black. News Reporter 2: I see...well, this is Bob Bloxxer. News Reporter 1: And this is Paula Paintball. See you next time. Ohforf: *turns off TV again* Hmm...I'm going to research about this "Cave of Darkness"
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zacaris
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:54 PM |
(Sarah, you can join.)
Zacaris: (Knocks on Ohforf's Door) |
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Darkian2
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:57 PM |
| Dark:*Runs in before zacaris* Ohforf... Huff huff huff... Oh-... Guests... Gathering... Over... Somewhere... Hufff... Puff.. |
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Sarah94
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| 29 Oct 2009 07:58 PM |
(Huzzah.)
Sarah : I sat on the couch, bored out of my mind.Nothing to do.Nothing to say. |
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Ohforf
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| 29 Oct 2009 08:07 PM |
(Yes Sarah you may join) Ohforf: *looks in the headquarters library until he finds a book called "The Dark Orb"* Ohforf: Hmm...*reads the book*
Long long ago (Well, maybe not so long ago, but you know what I mean)....there was a mysterious orb that appeared out of nowhere without warning. It was not benevolent, and hated virtually all Robloxian life. A few days after its mysterious appearance, Robloxians suddenly were suddenly found bloxxed in their beds while they were sleeping. The other Robloxians didn't take much of it, until it started appearing during the day.
The bloxxings started to happen more often. The bloxxings started in rural Robloxian communities, but then it moved on to the more urban areas. The other Robloxians thought it was simply a plague, but it broke all countermeasures against it. A few Robloxians thought that the noobs were behind the bloxxings, but they found out that the noobs were falling victim to the orb too. Still, it wasn't taken very seriously, until one day when Fleskhjerta fell victim to it..
Fleskhjerta and his fans were having a feast on his table when one day the orb appeared out of nowhere. It bloxxed King Fleskhjerta without any mercy at all. It then started moving on to other famous Robloxians, bloxxing them as well. That's when things started to turn for the worse.
The Robloxians and the noobs alike started to fear for their lives, They began evacuating all the places where the dark orb had been spotted, but it was futile. The dark orb simply followed them, apparently somehow sensing where they would go. A few famous Robloxians tried to hide at places that were isolated from all other places, only for the dark orb to appear in their bedrooms or any other area in their place unexpectededly. In addition, not only did the orb blox people, but it also blew Robloxian and noob buildings to smithereens, bloxxing everyone inside.
The bloxxings continued, and both the Robloxians and the noobs were becoming extinct. The orb became dangerous enough that Builderman and his admins held an emergency meeting along with their dark counterparts, and Arnooba himself. However, even they couldn't destroy the orb. Eventually, they and all the Robloxians and noobs gathered together, and they all sealed the orb away in a dark cave...
Builderman warned the Robloxians and noobs not to enter the cave, and if they did, do not touch the box the Dark Orb was contained in. After that, the Robloxians and noobs were finally safe from the menace. It would never threaten the lives of Robloxians and noobs again.
Ohforf: I get the feeling that the author was wrong... (Lol) |
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freddy32
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| 29 Oct 2009 08:10 PM |
| freddy32: what number is he? |
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Darkian2
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| 29 Oct 2009 08:11 PM |
| Dark:This. Is why. We dont. Play. WITH MAGIC ORBS!!!! |
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Ohforf
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| 29 Oct 2009 08:11 PM |
(What number?) Ohforf: *puts the book away* I think we may be dealing with one of the most evil things in ROBLOX history...we better tell the others. |
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