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| 02 Aug 2015 02:02 AM |
Told in greentext format tl;dr down below >be me >5/10 but sterile >stylist is like 8/10 >starts humming song >stylist starts singing said song >song is Buddy Holly >stylist goes to wash hair >feelsgoodman.jpg >finishes cutting hair whist conversing >stylist gives number >what.gif
So should I text her or something TL;DR sterile 5/10 scores 8/10's digits |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:03 AM |
don't text her the same day you get her number..
wait a lil bit....she's gonna be all wondering why you haven't called her...
nah just kidding, don't be a dbag like me..
Rock monster!! |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:03 AM |
Backstory I went to a new salon to get my hair cut today It's 3 A.M I left this part out |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:05 AM |
I had this boy get my number and he texted me "hi boo" and I deleted the conservation in a second
// just your average deformed arms girl // |
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DrizziPop
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:07 AM |
But I don't believe in relationships What the f |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:13 AM |
| Did I slip into an alternate timeline? |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:14 AM |
| Why you get your hair cut at 3 am? Why was a salon open at 3 am? How do you know you're sterile? |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:15 AM |
Trys to read text. Not understandings what you meanings.
This signature takes up about 0,001% of all Roblox signature Database |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:19 AM |
@iridium It was earlier today Also I had a vivisectomy Are you stoned are something |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:22 AM |
@OPT There's no hope for you |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:23 AM |
Only a bit.
Why would you get snipped if you're only a teen? Are doctors even allowed to do that to minors? |
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soild101
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:24 AM |
| since when did /b/ raid here? |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:26 AM |
@iridium The damage was already done man don't want to talk about it |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:27 AM |
| Damn son, I'm stupid but that stupid. Feels good knowing there are people dumber than me. :) |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:27 AM |
What basically happened was I was born with almost no pituitary gland So I couldn't do it really, even if I wanted |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:30 AM |
no pituitary? damn son
must be tough
best of luck with the wimins tho |
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| 02 Aug 2015 02:37 AM |
@jail Not really you learn to live with it after a while |
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| 02 Aug 2015 11:04 AM |
| Oh my god this was the worst fad |
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