toxic69
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:14 PM |
Because you got kicked in the junk The Manticore is glad The Manticore invented death And all things that are bad He'll kill your sister just for fun And make out with your dad |
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:15 PM |
When you feel hapiness from your no-no square, report to a local priest immediately.
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:16 PM |
He'll enroll you in the school of pain And then teach the class He'll kick your ass in with his feet And then he'll kick your feet with his gigantic ass Don't give him sass, He ate a whole guy with his face |
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:17 PM |
When you teach karate, breaking a kids neck to teach a round house kick probably isn't the best idea.
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:25 PM |
| If you break a kids neck, you should generally take his wallet and run. If there is no wallet, take his candy and kick him in the groin. Then run |
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:25 PM |
If you are a runner, take decently paced breaks so as not to exert all of your energy.
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:29 PM |
| If out of shape, it is generally a good idea to invest in criminal activity as either way, you will get in shape outside or inside of prison. |
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:30 PM |
If you find yourself in prison, it's best to either suck your way to glory or plow your way to fame.
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:31 PM |
| If you are lonely inside prison, it is a good idea to become friendly with other inmates, but always protect your rosebud. |
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:32 PM |
Rosebuds generally bloom into prickly flowers, which can be used for blood sacrifices to our great lord Cthulhu so that he may one day rise again.
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:36 PM |
If you find yourself a non-believer of Cthulhu of the day of his coming, it is already too late and all you can do is pray to him in hope he may forgive you along with the great old ones who side with him.
Fun Fact:Azathoth is the great great grandfather of Cthulhu |
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:38 PM |
BWAHAHAHAHAHA Great laugh m8. Seriously I was concerned we'd go on all night so I'm stopping pre-maturely because I know what's coming.
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| 01 Aug 2015 08:41 PM |
I would go on all night....
as of 7 hours ago, I have been awake for 24 hours |
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