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| 31 Jul 2015 09:35 PM |
| I was at a restaurant with some friends when I saw a 2/10 waitress,she was carrying multiple dishes for some rich kids nearby. Naturally I thought it would be funny to trip her over,and it was. Everyone looked at me in complete shock,all of a sudden a Muscular and Giant nearly 7 foot tall Black Man approached me. He was the manager. "Did you trip over that waitress?",his cold eyes looked over me,my knees weak,arms spaghetti |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:36 PM |
Should've said no
When I see your face, there's everything that I would change. |
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Levoute
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:38 PM |
he then fist bumped you when you shakily answer "y-yes..?" and gifts you a watermelon in a celebratory fashion and says "good job on asserting your dominance"
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:42 PM |
| what happened next wasn't pretty |
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MrsNoobjr
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:44 PM |
| Even if it wasn't pretty, tell me what happened next pls |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:45 PM |
| What happened next deliver op |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:46 PM |
mean af
i hope you burn
RUN FOR YOUR LIFEESSSS |
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MrsNoobjr
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:46 PM |
| Can you tell the whole story in one piece? What first happened, and the blank you didn't say? |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:48 PM |
| My friend replied,"I did it.". At this point the black guy was angry and his fists were clenched, He was nervous,but on the surface he looked calm spaghetti. |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:50 PM |
| I started to spiral,and it fell out of my pocket, it was |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:53 PM |
| theres vomit on his sweater already |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:53 PM |
| ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW? |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:54 PM |
| I guess you don't wanna know.. |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:55 PM |
what fell out was
mom's spaghetti
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:57 PM |
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
U and I are always next to each other on my keyboard... |
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