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| 31 Jul 2015 09:04 AM |
first you beat the eggs till they fly out of the pan on the floor
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:04 AM |
| next, you get a tub of steak spice and drop it on the egg |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:04 AM |
then you piss on the eggs and call ben simon
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:05 AM |
then pull down your pants and piss on it to really give it that natural flavor
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:05 AM |
| secondly, u pick the eggs up from the floor and put on the pan even though it has rat poopoo on it. |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:06 AM |
| then you get orange peels and weld it into the egg |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:06 AM |
| make sure to sautée your yokes with piss before microwaving |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:07 AM |
| and then you put loleris and domino into the bowl and stir, make sure to wear earplugs. domino can let out quite horrific screams. |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:07 AM |
Make sure you grease the pan before sticking it in the oven Ohohoho is it getting hot in here?
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:08 AM |
then you pour weeaboo semen on the mix and put on the grill
next add minced kidney on the mix with balls of rilpo
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:10 AM |
add more bile into the soup to make it more wet
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:10 AM |
| Insert Gordon Ramsay meme here |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:11 AM |
after we put that olive oil oh a spider fell into our dish
that would make a nice decoration
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:12 AM |
| and then you put it all into a bowl and throw it outside onto the grass to become nice, moist fertilizer |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:15 AM |
| do you guys even watch gordon ramsay's cooking videos |
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| 31 Jul 2015 09:57 AM |
then you start making soup again for your sick doggy -cracks eggs and puts piss in bowl with eggs-
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| 31 Jul 2015 10:06 AM |
| then you make the nobs of masterchef taste the soup ur making for ur dog |
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