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Re: the UAF roll to vak-donalnds. The Prequel

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Cloro is not online. Cloro
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30 Jul 2015 10:31 PM
my story, my experience, my vison.


the heros of our story

shatteredrealites120 as Tom Cruise

cloro as Clint Eastwood

clone3102 as Snoop Dogg

bloxman26 as Jerry Seinfeld

falsewarrior000 as Jack Nicholson

shortextrememan123 as Russel Crowe

in.........

the UAF roll to vak-donalnds.


thisis the day bnefore the original.

....


scene 1 -

cloro, shatt and clone are all killing vak scum garbage in the streets of compton, california. "get down!" shouts shattered - "yo!!!!!!" shortextrememan yells, running towards the trio. the quadrio is locked down, they are trapped they are pinned, etc. they can do but one thing, senpuku but then falsewarrior comes in with a chopper with two uaf plebians on the side gunning all the vak down with our superior bullets opposed to their lasers...

scene 2 -

false lands the chopper and the once stranded soldiers board, whilst crossing false, shatt says one thing "k". the men board..... cloro is a muscular giant, seated in the cramped helicopter, shattered is a big fat tanky man and clone is a skinny black man...
shortextrememan doesnt have a face because it was shot off.

scene 3 - the chopper lands at vorkuta

the frozen desert of vorkuta, a vast, stinky, overpriced wasteland that the men landed in is flooded with the vak manance. the uaf easily slay them with their strong guns, cloro dives into a pile of vak and shoots them all in slo-mo in the sky.

scene 4 - homecoming

the uaf ball dance is happening on this day, everybody is dancing, everybody is crying that they will miss their families in the vak places, as many accidents happened(children) while the uaf occupied vaktovian lands. "ching ching ching" somebody taps a glass with their fork - it is bloxman - well everybody...... it is time to go home...... everybody leaves before he can finish the santance.

scene 5 - the end, california - 1992

we end up back at the apartment, a dog day afternoon. clone and cloro are rolling one- then a knock knocks on the door. knock...knock............knock. "who is it fam" - cloro said. "it is me.... shortextreme man....." the man without a face walks in. "we finna roll 1?" he says, "no, not yet... i sense a bad ting coming." said clone. "is it a beeef ting>?" "no, it can't be...."

the vakdonands comes to kill them ....... they dodge it.

scene 6 - the ultimatium.

by this time, our heros are high as kites, baked as cakes and as dope as crack...... "erugh....." say the heros at the same time......... vaktus knocks on the door.... cloro opens it..... "yo wtf are you doing here?" "nothing can i roll one?" responded vaktus. "no f off....." rebuttled cloro,and so the heros got higher.............


scene 7 - the true ending.

the end.




~~~~~~~~~~~~The end..~~~~~~~
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Flammavir is not online. Flammavir
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30 Jul 2015 10:31 PM
wow i already told you to add me and you redo it


SALAM.
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Cloro is not online. Cloro
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30 Jul 2015 10:32 PM
its the prequel
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30 Jul 2015 10:37 PM
k
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30 Jul 2015 10:37 PM
legit cried
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30 Jul 2015 10:38 PM
This is a terrific tale which mothers with sons deployed in Afghanistan currently could really relate to. Gr8 t8 m8 I r8 8/8.
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30 Jul 2015 10:40 PM
tl;dr
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30 Jul 2015 11:04 PM
at first I was a bit angry you didn't include me and all my godly-ness

I think I'm actually alright with that now

no offense of course.
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30 Jul 2015 11:23 PM
Glorious
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Cloro is not online. Cloro
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30 Jul 2015 11:46 PM
to those that do not read it, you are missing out, for i am a literary genius and an upcoming writer.
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outgun is not online. outgun
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31 Jul 2015 04:55 AM
who needs a constitution when you have thrilling tales like these?
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31 Jul 2015 06:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VP7xTQf_qI
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bloxman26 is not online. bloxman26
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31 Jul 2015 11:32 AM
absolutely astounding. 10/10. a must read. a classic in the making.
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31 Jul 2015 11:34 AM
hi babe
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