Guest000o
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| 29 Jul 2015 07:03 PM |
So, you're considering RTing? You stupid sack of crap. Oh well, looks like there's no other way. I guess I'll just have to teach you some quick and easy tips to becoming a professional MLG RTer in no time! Simply stick to these tips and in a flash you'll have all the scrublords yanking to your postcount!
Here they are:
1) Don't tell people you've "arrived from [crappy forum section]" or you "are finally foruming XXXDDDD." Nobody gives a crap. Just forum, idiot. You'll fit in eventually.
2) You are never wrong. If someone calls you out on something, flame the crap out of them. Obviously they're the ones who are wrong, since you are a paragon of intelligence that never falters.
If you're unsure though, just use google. Like seriously it's RIGHT THERE DON'T BE AN IDIOT.
3) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER SAY SOMETHING IS "just your opinion." IF YOU DO THIS THE ENTIRE THREAD WILL DEVOLVE INTO ARGUMENTS ABOUT WHAT AN OPINION IS AND HOW MUCH IT MATTERS.
Remember, you are ALWAYS RIGHT. What could possibly be your "opinion" is now 100% fact.
4) Memorize some RT/ common forum lingo: OP: osteoporosis 03: ZeroThree LML: Loser RT: Rectum trashing OT: Junk ATR: Little kids MML: Worthless crap that loser Guest000o cuts himself to. RTC: Bigfoot. Furry: Loser LGBT: Special snowflakes Cancer: A constellation represented usually by the 69 symbol.
With these in mind, the COMPLICATED and NUANCED speakage of seasoned RTers will be more familiar to you.
Just don't ask me to translate LMaD lingo. That stuff's just too hardcore. "v*+sha11 >= jjxyxjwy??" What the heck does that even mean?
5) Finally, in the words of spoicycoldkitty: "If you don't have over 1000 posts don't bother foruming." That means you gotta use the system to get in the system...which is totally logically indestructible go away.
Now you know how to be an RTer! Go out there and crappost, kiddo. |
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| 29 Jul 2015 07:05 PM |
thank you
RAGING RICE FARMERS |
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Rilpy
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| 29 Jul 2015 07:06 PM |
Hey i arrived from atr Gee this thread, its just your opinion man Besides, 03 isnt zerothree, its my birthdate >:^)) I have 9k posts anyway soooo
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Aer draco of atr :3 |
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| 29 Jul 2015 07:06 PM |
10/10
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Iardy
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| 29 Jul 2015 07:07 PM |
i will be using this guide to my advantage in mocking children on a kids site
thank you |
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KodeEnvy
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| 29 Jul 2015 07:11 PM |
| Yes, I've always needed this. |
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Arlit
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| 29 Jul 2015 07:13 PM |
10/10
Best post I've seen in years
New account of Kompeh, add 16,000 to post count |
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Arlit
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| 29 Jul 2015 07:48 PM |
Bump this.
New account of Kompeh, add 16,000 to post count |
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Scorpiouz
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| 29 Jul 2015 07:51 PM |
"Furry: Loser"
i rate this thread 10/10
pls |
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Guest000o
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:18 PM |
@ScarletArmada: They come from hell.
Also 10/10, 100/100, Best Thread, Best Thread.
If you don't get the reference, you shame me.
-Common Sense: Use it. |
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:19 PM |
Wow you look pretty cool. 9/10 because we humans are too low of beings to truely understand what the best is but instead only understand what the best is to our self being. |
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:32 PM |
it's so Bootiful
I'm crying tears of joy |
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:34 PM |
| So do i flame you now or later? |
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Cirv
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:36 PM |
UR FACE IS A LOSER
★👑★|| LolMeLol1 / Ruminates / Jehoiakim || Add 86,620 to my post count ||★👑★ |
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:37 PM |
OK ill flame now
I hate you
I hate you so much i want to cut your face off put it on my face look in a mirror and make fun of myself |
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CashKit
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:39 PM |
>Just don't ask me to translate LMaD lingo. That stuff's just too hardcore. "v*+sha11 >= jjxyxjwy??" What the heck does that even mean?
it means that V*(Void star) + sha11(not a real item) >=(is greater than or equal to) jjxyxjwy(again, not a real item)
•?((¯°·._.• ȼą$hЌɨţ •._.·°¯))؟• |
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Guest000o
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skiddie3
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mokudo
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| 02 Aug 2015 06:20 PM |
| Hey cash ill trade my KDoW* + QuGf for your AZx^ + FGH*? |
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Guest000o
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| 03 Aug 2015 08:18 PM |
| Deal, but only if that means OP. |
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