haloruisu
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:16 PM |
because like you realize that peanuts are used for so many things while humans just arent like you cant eat a human wrapped in a huge ball of chocolate and say its legal too, like, besides, it would cost too much. and either way, you have so many friends as a peanut its insane because you're in this factory and you're being processed down the line saying "hey! when i get processed, i wanna be in a reeses candy!" or like "hey, if we get to be mixed into the same candy, lets be friends until the day we die!" and that usual. humans these days arent even like that anymore, they'll leave you behind just to look forward to money and greed and what ever they personally want, to use you and to throw you out, peanuts wont do this. |
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EvilPope
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:18 PM |
| never considered it before, although you're starting to persuade me. how does one become a peanut, exactly? |
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haloruisu
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:19 PM |
| consider it even more because sometimes as a peanut you just may grow up in this underground community full of friends and these friends you'll get to go with until you die, but even as you're eaten you still live on, being remembered by the consumer as energy, and as energy you make your consumer happy because you're delicious and sometimes you give allergic reactions to idiots who just dont even care |
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:20 PM |
| Peanuts are a kind of potato...I'm not joking. If you want to be a peanut, you apparently want to be a potato. |
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haloruisu
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:20 PM |
| i havent found a way to become a peanut but i think something having to do with quantum mechanics can convert your atoms and downsize you to the size of a peanut, and dont worry it wont cause a blackhole because you need the size of earth to be shrunken down to the size of a peanut to create a blackhole. |
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crs100
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:22 PM |
| how does one become a peanut? |
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:23 PM |
| is there a tutorial on youtube |
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haloruisu
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:23 PM |
| i mean potatoes are nice too lots of people like them you get to use them in lots of stuff and people appreciate the things they do today, like french fries, plain potatoes, etc. the potato head guy is famous, so why cant you be a potato and power a GLaDOS today? |
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:24 PM |
| i identify as a planters® salted peanut |
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haloruisu
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:25 PM |
Planting Peanuts need full sun. If you have heavy soil, ensure good drainage by working in enough organic matter to make it loose and friable.
Peanut seeds come in their shells and can be planted hulled or unhulled. If you do shell them, don’t remove the thin, pinkish brown seed coverings, or the seed won’t germinate.
Northern growers should start plants indoors in large peat pots a month before the last frost. Sow seeds one inch deep, place in the sunniest spot possible, and water weekly. Transplant seedlings to the garden when the soil warms to between 60 and 70 degrees. Space transplants 10 inches apart, being careful not to damage or bury the crown.
In the South, plant outdoors around the date of the last expected frost. Space seeds two inches deep and five inches apart in rows 2 - 3 feet apart. Firm the soil and water well. Thin plants to 10 inches apart.
When the plants are about a foot tall, hill the earth around the base of each plant. Long, pointed pegs (also called peduncles) grow from faded flowers and then push 1 - 3 inches down into the soil beside the plant. A peanut will form on the end of each peg. Lay down a light mulch, such as straw or grass clippings, to prevent the soil surface from crusting so that the pegs will have no difficulty penetrating the soil.
One inch of water a week is plenty for peanuts. Being legumes, peanuts supply their own nitrogen, so avoid nitrogen-rich fertilizers, which encourage foliage rather than fruits. Well-prepared soil will provide all the nutrients the plants need.
>>>>>>Problems Peanuts are usually problem free.
PEANUTS ARE AWESOME! |
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haloruisu
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:26 PM |
>>>>>>Problems Peanuts are usually problem free.
this is exactly why you should become a peanut though |
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haloruisu
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:33 PM |
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/become-a-peanut
please sign this petition |
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EvilPope
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:33 PM |
"Peanuts are usually problem free." It kills over 200 people a year |
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haloruisu
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:33 PM |
well we would kill less people than actual humans kill people a year
ever researched that? |
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| 30 Jul 2015 04:36 PM |
| Because of the risky 9 year olds |
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haloruisu
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