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| 27 Jul 2015 02:49 AM |
Original Copy; http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=168953401
I'm going to try and fix it up a bit by changing a few words here and there.
Well.. here it is!
Once upon a time, in Texas there was a Mexican who loved taco's. Not just any taco... THEY HAD NOTHING ON THEM! Pure nothing! Everyday he ate tacos with just a shell, he was lonely and #TheWorstTacoMaker. The next day, the Mexican took out his taco and cut off his mustache! He decided he needed change so he cut off the mustache and placed it in the shell. He took a great big bite and then felt very funny.. he pooped right then and there, his poop was furry and disturbing. No one liked him or his furry tacos! The tacos ended up giving him a weird sort of cancer, they couldn't do much to cure the Mexican since his mother got aids the very next day.. he decided to take out a furry taco again since he knew he was dead either way. The Mexican wanted to live his life to the fullest since he was dying in a few days.. he went to fight in MANY wars until one day a car slammed him in the shoulder and blood drizzled everywhere.. pure blood! Ten seconds later, the blood exploded out of him like a piñata and pop! Confetti flew from his stomach and got everywhere!
The Mexican woke up and found himself laying in the same spot he was before, but when he woke up he WAS A PINATA! He couldn't move AT ALL, but he could smell.. and he farted! Kids smelled the fart too.. from the terrible stench they noticed the piñata and decided to get some candy! They destroyed him open and the kids laughed and ate all the candy!
After the children were done.. the Mexican landed in a restroom finding himself peeing (still a piñata) but something even more unusual happened... MAN PERIOD! Blood flooded everywhere and it was terrible.. (Not getting into to much detail ;) )
When he was done peeing, everything was a little better. He was human again! But he quickly realized from the piñata experience his whole left arm was eaten off! As shocked as he was.. blood drizzled down and suddenly turned into candy! He decided to run away with what was left with him to the Emergency Room until he quickly realized all children followed him again and ate his entire body!
This time the Mexican was angry! His spirit lived on haunting the children! The Children deciding to call him the Candy Taco Ghost.. other spirits noticed he was haunting young children so they reincarnated the ghost to a pig! He was known as super pig (until bacon :] )
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| 27 Jul 2015 02:51 AM |
10/10 perfect
The door is right there, get out. |
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| 27 Jul 2015 02:53 AM |
| I bet all you f**gots up in this thread like anime excluding myself and vladtheimpala. F**king weeaboos gtfo out of my country and live in Japan if your are so infatuated with their culture. gtfo |
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michamoo
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| 27 Jul 2015 02:54 AM |
| You aren't being very nice to me. |
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| 27 Jul 2015 02:56 AM |
@michamoo
Im not talking to you |
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| 27 Jul 2015 02:58 AM |
| Its just a funny story we made and if you don't like it then go make a thread about it |
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