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| 25 Jul 2015 09:28 PM |
My ability to roast and insult someone so majorly now crowns me as the roast king. Come at me with your insults.
I'm an asshat sometimes.
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:28 PM |
senpai
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:31 PM |
you haven't really been an asshat to me yet, but here goes. (I'm sorry) I would rather marry JuliasColes. |
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:36 PM |
@lego Yes, indeed I am your Asian superior.
@robloxfan I WILL TWIST AND CONTORT YOUR THROAT FOR USE AS A SCARF, YOU WILL BE DISSECTED, AND YOUR VITAL ORGANS SHALL BE TAILORED FOR USE AS A STORAGE COMPARTMENT FOR THE OTHER ORGANS I HAVE MADE USE FOR STORAGE COMPARTMENTS. YOUR EYES WILL BE GOUGED OUT AND FED TO TRICK OR TREATERS WHO BELIVE CANNIBALISM IS A HOBBY. I WILL START AN ARSON ATTACK AT YOUR HOUSE, SETTING FIRE TO YOUR KITCHEN BECAUSE OF YOUR INABILITY TO INSTALL ANY OTHER COOKER THAT DOES NOT USE GAS. YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE DEEPEST RIDGES OF HELL, WHERE EL DIABLO WILL SING LA CURACHA SO TERRIBLY THAT YOUR EARDRUMS WOULD POP. SATAN SHALL AMEND YOU AS A SINNER, AND YOU WILL FOREVER LIVE YOUR LIFE IN ETERNAL PAIN, FOR ETERNITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHMIN ARLERT.
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:38 PM |
that just made me laugh my ass off especially that very last bit I still have sort of a fictional character crush-esque sort of thing on him. plznohate |
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:39 PM |
YOU HULK HOGAN HULKING HULK LICKING LICK THING WHOSE SURNAME ISN'T HOGAN, I WILL SMASH YOU AND ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOUR WAIST AND PROCEED TO STAB YOU WITH A SWISS ARMY KNIFE. MARK MY WORDS, YOU LITTLE GIT, IN THE YEAR 2012, THE MAYAN CALENDAR WILL MARK THE DAY OF APOCALYPSE, EARTH BEING STRUCK BY METEOR SHOWERS AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU ARE BOB MARLEY, I MEAN LEBRON JAMES, YOU DUMP LEBRON WANNABE. I, THE GREAT MAXIE, SHALL BURN YOU IN A VOLCANO, OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO cough OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHHO!
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:40 PM |
I'm still laughing my ass off. thanks for the giggle |
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:43 PM |
| Ok, maybe I am humorous when attempting to roast someone I look up to. I'm better with dyslexic children, though. |
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:45 PM |
cacti r ppl 2
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:48 PM |
whhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuu you look up to me? holy crap I honestly have no idea what to say. Nobody's even respected me before. -mushy-gushy Ermagersh thank chu moment commences- lol anyways my sides hurt now I seem very, very weird now don't i? |
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:50 PM |
nu, fuq u, u r n0 cacti
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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| 25 Jul 2015 09:59 PM |
One day, I hope I will just be like one of you- I want to become the successor of Bebi, so I could be an arse wherever and whenever. But first, I must get out of the salt mines by crapposting until I have 10,000+ posts.
That would take 1 and a half years of daily posting. |
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| 25 Jul 2015 10:04 PM |
One does not simply "become" bebi It takes years of training
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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| 25 Jul 2015 10:04 PM |
o-ok senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A [Dont kill my vibe.] |
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| 25 Jul 2015 10:09 PM |
| If RPF or BC die out, I will still train to be a Bebi. If I can't, I'll just train to be you instead. |
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| 25 Jul 2015 10:14 PM |
"I'll just train to be you instead."
u wot m8?
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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| 25 Jul 2015 10:39 PM |
It means I want your body,
FOR ROLEPLAYING PURPOSES OF COURSE. |
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| 25 Jul 2015 10:42 PM |
alright then
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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| 26 Jul 2015 11:38 AM |
there can be only one senpai. *cracks knuckles*
Seɴpαι нαѕ ɴoтιced yoυ ✔ |
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| 26 Jul 2015 11:49 AM |
There can only be one roasting king...
...and that is obviously bebi. |
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| 26 Jul 2015 11:51 AM |
Bebi is our based meme god
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| 26 Jul 2015 11:54 AM |
s-senpai
~~ this is your captain speaking - you are all about to die ~~ |
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| 26 Jul 2015 12:03 PM |
"Would rather gas myself"
-bebi |
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