|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:08 AM |
First of all, I would like to say I love trolling and trolls. Trolls will troll, and I have a lot of food to get rid of.
As a newcomer on a forum I feel introductions are always a nice way to engage in the community.
I previously have taken a break from writing and roleplaying alike, but I figured no better way to get back into than to join a forum dedicated to it.
If there's any pointers or directions anyone could give me here, it would be appreciated. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:10 AM |
Dont make a roleplay right when you get here
it usually ends up in train crash.
"Dont kill my vibe." Said TheGamingBadgerCinema as he lobbed grenades at everyone. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:13 AM |
Greetings, welcome to the RPF! I am Danonymous the Snowman Lord, Prophet of Penguins and the supposed oracle here. This place is in a right state of mess, but feel free to interact with the 9-year old Asperger's-holding 3.0 dyslexic children that engage in ODing here. Many of the veterans, like me, have migrated to another forum, but I'm back here because I'm on vacation and Proboards is banned in China, stupid communists.
Also, we have a tradition of dressing as other roleplayers every first Monday of the month, you don't need to partake in it, it is your jurisdiction if you want to dress like someone, but that's ok. Also, we have very scary roasters, and I am unfortunate to announce that I am the new roast king here, so don't piss me off. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:15 AM |
| Nothing better than a good roast. Gets the tears rolling and gut clenched! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:18 AM |
Danonymous, I thought that Rachel was the Oracle! After all, she delivered the Prophecy: They shall come, upon a time of Great Need One shall be lost in the East, One lost in the Land of the Dead, One lost in the Clans of the Plains One lost in the River's Bend, Two shall remain, one Traitor, One Fated Hero. The Traitor shall be revealed at the Bend, The Hero in the very end.
The Second Prophecy, too!: The Prophecied Ones shall come, And defeat the scourge that plagues The Fated Hero shall lead the Holy Ones Into a new age, a time where the Lost Ones never shall leave their darkness, And the Holy Ones and the Old Ones Shall begin anew, under the Fated Hero.
I just got the Second Prophecy a couple days ago, and never shared it with the others. THE PROPHECY SHALL SAVE US!
So, OP [Original Poster], are you a Prophecied One?
-Long lost opinions, all the words you can't redeem- |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:18 AM |
| Yes, indeed! I can see that we finally have a "normal" newb here! One that has a wide range of words and can actually use grammar! Anyhow, please enjoy your stay, trolls will troll, and it's fine if you provide a reason. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:19 AM |
I was a normal newb.
but then....
it all changed.
coming this summer
"Dont kill my vibe." Said TheGamingBadgerCinema as he lobbed grenades at everyone. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:20 AM |
| I hath not the afore mentioned prophetic powers but I do possess a shred of hope! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:21 AM |
Well I was the one who predicted LegacyFreak's (TheBlazingPony) arrival in the new forum, the supposed resurrection of the RPF in the year 2017, the apocalypse of 2097, and a RPF Messianic Expectation! Even though only one has happened so far...
SO FAR! Just you wait when the rest happens! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:23 AM |
| Only 2 more years, and I shan't rise! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:24 AM |
| Dingbats! Maybe this "Prophecied One", "Messiah" and "Resurrector" of this forum is truly the OP! Maybe... |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:25 AM |
Wow. Maybe you and Rachel both are the Oracles? You are the Oracle of the RPF, and Rachel is the Oracle of the Rest of Life. I can arrange for you two to meet, she's at my house right now, and may want to meet you. In a, er, strictly friendly way of course. She's not supposed to engage in dating of any kind.
-Long lost opinions, all the words you can't redeem- |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:26 AM |
The forum shall be resurrected by the power of my dead enemies bodies!
Some of their hearts are still beating... Yummy! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:27 AM |
INDEED! AND I HAVE NO IDEA THAT THE FIRST ORACLE IS A FEMALE! AND WHY WOULD I DATE, THAT'S TREASON AGAINST MY GIRL! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:29 AM |
| You know, it's hard to kill someone when they look you in the eyes and plead for life. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:33 AM |
| Not for me, I twist and contort their throats and use their entrails as a scarf for my snowbody. I dissect them and tailor their vital organs for use as storage compartments for the other organs made usable as storage compartments, a cycle of storage compartment organs. I digest their brains and use their excrement as fertilisers for ghost chili peppers in which I feed them, but they are dead and lacking in intestines. They are then sent to the deepest ridges of hell, in which El Diablo will sing La Curacha and make their eardrums pop. They will be denied a post post mortem, resulting in them suffering from ENDLESS PAIN, OHOHOHOHOHOHOOHHOHOHO! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:34 AM |
| That is my most used roast. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:35 AM |
Grinding human flesh with cayenne pepper works wonders on stale food.
Also, tears of the dead combined with fresh spring water adds a nice salty taste to any bland water. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:37 AM |
I have a tip.
If you ever kill a pikachu, be sure to pick up some of its tears as it pleads for its life.
It brings people back to life!
"Dont kill my vibe." Said TheGamingBadgerCinema as he lobbed grenades at everyone. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:39 AM |
| I wouldn't allow anyone to kill a Pokemon, unless it's a legendary or mythical Pokemon, those things deserve to die, I waste 17 ultra balls and 28 great balls every time I want to catch one, and I can't believe I used that one master ball I found just to catch a bloody Rayquaza, even though my friend only use two ultra balls, MY GOD. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:41 AM |
I killed Arse- I MEAN Arceus.
wait the fuq
HOLY SHET
OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS FALLING APART
WHERES SKY HIGH WHEN YOU NEED THEM
"Dont kill my vibe." Said TheGamingBadgerCinema as he lobbed grenades at everyone. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:42 AM |
| I'm wondering if propheticized could be made into a real word. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 26 Jul 2015 12:42 AM |
| Good, now kill Groudon because it wouldn't let me capture it. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|