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| 11 Jul 2015 05:01 PM |
Introduction
Hello! MagicGivePen here! As a Troll Physicist, I am going to give you some equations of the world, where are insane physics and paradoxes going on here, let's get started!
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| 11 Jul 2015 05:02 PM |
Where can I purchase a copy of this book?
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| 11 Jul 2015 05:02 PM |
oooh *sets up lawn chair* This is gonna be good
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| 11 Jul 2015 05:02 PM |
dedicated to sam and diane
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚ 'I have the OTism' |
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| 11 Jul 2015 05:09 PM |
Problem 1
Let the n be 0 and the m be 1.
m = n+1 2n = n (2^m)n = n mn = n 1 = 0 m = n
Explantation
In the third and forth line, m is valueless, like 0. 1 is m. 0 is n. 1 is 0. m is n.
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| 11 Jul 2015 05:11 PM |
And the square root of "M" is equal to "M" Likewise, "M" squared is equal to "M"
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| 12 Jul 2015 06:21 AM |
Problem 2
Is infinity even?
INF/2=INF
Yes, it is!!
2INF=INF INF-1=INF INF+1=INF
Explantation
An even value is divisible by 2 without any remainders. Infinity divided by 2 is infinity without any remainders!!! Also, because INF/2 = INF, any value between the value must be INF too! Hey, this also means 2INF = INF too! Any value between INF and INF must be INF too! This solves the problems of INF-1 and INF+1!!!!!
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| 12 Jul 2015 06:23 AM |
| but what if batman still alive and no kill |
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| 12 Jul 2015 07:26 AM |
Problem 3
What is n/0?
Let n be any number, let's do long division!
INF 3 :0 -0 3
3/0 = INFr3
Time for a more complicated example!
100INF 10INF INF 8 9 0 :0 -0 8 9 - 0 8 9 0 - 0 8 9 0
100INF+10INF+INF=111INF=INF
890/0=INFr890
Explantation
First, let's take out 3/0. Where did INF come from? 0 fits in 3 infinitely many times. Why take 0? 0INF = 0. And so we got INFr3. Now 890/0. We worked out the first digit, the 2 first digits, and the 3 first, all digits. It worked out nearly the same as with 3/0. But, we did not solve it yet! We got 100INF, 10INF, and INF! We add them, we get 111INF, which is INF! And so we got INFr890. It works for every number! Therefore, n / 0 = INF r n.
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| 12 Jul 2015 12:51 PM |
Problem 4
1-1+1-1+1...=? 1-1=0 1-1+1=1 1-1+1-1+1...=1
Explantation
When number of max. equations to do is even, you get 1, when it is odd, you get 0. Infinity is even, therefore it is 1!
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| 12 Jul 2015 01:14 PM |
Problem 5
What is n/INF?
Let n be any number, but let's start with 1.
0,999...=1 0,999=1-0,000...01=1-1/INF=1 1-0,000...01=1-0=1-1/INF=1-0 1/INF=0
Now, let's use any number!
2036/INF=2036(1/INF)=2036(0)=0 2036/INF=0
Explantaion
0,999...=1, because it is infinitely close to 1. This is also taking one infinitieth from 1. Because of that, 1/INF=0 Now time for other numbers. Because n/INF=n(1/INF), it is n(0), making n/INF=0.
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| 13 Jul 2015 01:37 PM |
Problem 6
2x/x=2 2INF/INF=2 2INF/INF=INF/INF=1 2INF/INF=1 2=1
Explantantion
When you divide 2x by x, you get 2. It will also work for infinity. Also, when you do it step-by-step, 2INF will become INF, making INF/INF, which is 1. Therefore, 2=1.
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| 25 Jul 2015 04:35 AM |
Problem 7
5/5=1 4/4=1 3/3=1 2/2=1 1/1=1 0/0=? -1/(-1)=1 -2/(-2)=1 -3/(-3)=1 -4/(-4)=1 -5/(-5)=1
n/n=1 0/0=1
Explantation If anything divided by itself is 1, 0/0 must be 1, because "anything" includes 0.
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| 25 Jul 2015 11:13 AM |
Problem 8
What is (-1!)?
1! = 2!/2 = 2/2 = 1 0! = 1!/1 = 1/1 = 1 -1! = 0!/0 = 1/0 = INFr1
Explantation
We know n/0 = INF r n, and the pattern of factorials is true, therefore it can not be anything else than INFr1.
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| 25 Jul 2015 11:15 AM |
troll tips! can use magnet to (--steal--) obtain anything! also 2 magnets put together can be used for infinite propulsion1 |
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| 25 Jul 2015 11:18 AM |
yeee and if ur computer not loading pls tilt it to one side so it falls and loads quicker
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Kyuro
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| 25 Jul 2015 11:19 AM |
@lel Didn't know that! sadly apple nerfed their load cursor so it spin and not work. but I have idea! go onto chrome and attempt to load 900 instances of full chemical name of titin. hook up spinny rainbow wheel to IRL generator free energy! |
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| 25 Jul 2015 11:20 AM |
| can jet fuel melt metal steel beams |
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| 25 Jul 2015 11:21 AM |
@cool yes it can but only when using illuminati fuel |
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| 25 Jul 2015 11:27 AM |
I like this. Where can I major in troll pphysics
Respect the science! |
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| 31 Jul 2015 01:02 PM |
Problem 9
1^INF=1 1^(-INF)=1 INF=-INF
Explantation
No matter by how much will you power 1, it will always be 1! Even positive infinity and negative infinity. INF and -INF have got the same value, therefore INF = -INF.
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