Chacleu
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| 22 Jul 2015 09:51 PM |
I am 6" tall, and weigh 976 lbs., with an armspan of 9'8". My toes are 1 centimeter long, and fingernails? I have none. Only yellow, grimy, extremely smelly and unclean stumps rise out of my fingers. My face is full of purple zits that resemble barnacles. When touched by even the smallest pointy object, the zits will pop and spill loads and loads of creamy, yellow, heavy pus. There are also small, deep green spikes on my face. When they touch my zits somehow, which happens often, my face transforms into a storm of pus. Sometimes the pus may vary in color. From the usual petroleum-yellow to neon pink, there is a large variety to see. It's especially interesting when the colors combine. My skin color is usually violet, but changes depending on my mood. When I'm happy, it's a bright, cheery yellow. When I'm sad, it's a deep blue-ish purple color. When I'm angry, it turns very red with a hint of very loud pink. Steam often rises out of my flesh. When I feel excited, it turns into a nice, lime green color. When I laugh, it turns into an orange shade with a hint of mango. My wings are made of colorful bits of skin. Sometimes the skin falls off, and regenerates. The shades vary depending on my mood, like my skin, except when I feel multiple emotions the colors will combine. My wings span 11' and I love to fly around town using them. My legs? 5" tall. They resemble twigs, with plenty of nooks and crannies to place things in. I usually store my keys in the gaps. The skin, on my legs, of course, changes color like the rest of my flesh. There are also small rocks crammed into the nooks sometimes, and in the spring and summer leaves grow out of the legs. Small animals also live in the leaves. In autumn, the leaves fall off and my mood changes to sad. My skin turns a deep blue-ish purple shade. The animals usually leave my legs and go somewhere else. My eyes are red with hints of gold. They also shoot multicolored lasers. The colors the lasers contain are golden (of course), golden brown, bright red, pale yellow, cotton candy pink, light green, fuchsia, deep orange, crimson, grey, deep brown, burgundy, and navy blue.
And that's all you need to know about me! Love you guys! ☺ ☻ ♚★✯✍ ☻☺ |
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| 22 Jul 2015 09:53 PM |
| why did u even bother typing this |
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| 22 Jul 2015 09:53 PM |
this reminded me of https://40.media.tumb lr.com/60aa2d340dda8170ae6e42e6201c5b49/tumblr_n1tcuhx0231sht10qo1_500.jpg
(Not NSFW) |
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cricket11
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| 22 Jul 2015 09:54 PM |
>zits ew no
ROBLOX Gold Account™ User / 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 |
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Chacleu
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| 22 Jul 2015 09:59 PM |
| Please don't make fun of me. I was born this way, with a condition called ‘hippodisherbomedermanamaulemneterbummerousintilitymungun.’ You'll lower my self esteem even more than it already has been lowered. |
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Chacleu
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:11 PM |
| Guys, please. Aside from hippodisherbomedermanamaulemneterbummerousintilitymungun, I also have mimikopolkinumunyuterwumiluminackaxazalleminiturutusiteamineleavamenaebakulumibackan. |
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Chacleu
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:19 PM |
"A day in the life for you must be really hard"
It truly is. I'm always getting judged because I'm short, obese, filled with pus, colorful, stinky, winged, and many other qualities I don't care to name. Like, what the hell is wrong with that? People these days. Shaken' my head, dude. |
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GFink
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Chacleu
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:24 PM |
"this is bait"
Oh, okay. I get it. Passionately exposing who you truly are is bait now? Shame on you. Take a hike, kiddo. |
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Chacleu
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Chacleu
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:34 PM |
| Sometimes people try to eat me. I don't get it. |
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Inkswell
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:37 PM |
Are you even human anymore
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Inkswell
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:43 PM |
"I ask myself that all the time"
I think your primary answers that
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Draknov11
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:43 PM |
thanks for your personel information lock your doors and lock your windows ill be using all of that information for my basement c:
|A real hero doesn't struggle, but a real hero struggle's to succeed. What am I saying? Who needs training when I'm PISSED OFF?!| |
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Chacleu
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:45 PM |
| Thanks for the support. You know what else I find weird? How the mating specimens don't find my calls attractive. They usually just kick me with their strange leather foot mechanisms. I really don't get it at all. |
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Inkswell
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:49 PM |
Simple solution
u need a big ass then the mating specimens will flock to you
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Inkswell
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:51 PM |
"belligerent fool"
reported 4 insulting my smrts
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Chacleu
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| 22 Jul 2015 10:53 PM |
Actually, my ass is already quite large. And just for your info, back on my planet I'd be considered underweight. |
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