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| 21 Jul 2015 09:46 PM |
get an air pressurized rocket (pro tip; ask for jumbo size)
build it bigger and pimp it out with flame decals
but a lawnchair at the top but make it pointy
lots of duct tape
use a bike pump and get your family to slave away for hours attempting to pressurize it (pro tip; while your parents are doing work, heat up a bunch of hot pockets for space flight)
put on your helmet and suit (pro tip; football helmets are air-tight and totally safe, no matter if they're your dad's last memories of his high school peak)
climb victoriously via really tall wooden ladder to your perch
sit down in the lawn chair
allow the rocket to launch and you will hit the moon
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| 21 Jul 2015 09:58 PM |
pro tip appendix
while in space eat your hot pockets but bury your face in your lap and close the gap with your left hand to survive the vacuum of space while eating your hot pocket, you won't feel it if any falls on your lap so don't worry |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:10 PM |
| nasa didn't use this method to fly into space because they don't like efficiency |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:11 PM |
pro-tip Air pressure is inefficient at propulsion.
"oi saw me some hot sharks!" -Me (as stated by Aardbeien) |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:12 PM |
"Air pressure is inefficient at propulsion." not if the rocket's big enough
silly goose, we asked for jumbo size |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:12 PM |
yer rocket aint gonna have the dV for getting into orbit and into a lunar transfer, m8
"oi saw me some hot sharks!" -Me (as stated by Aardbeien) |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:15 PM |
"yer rocket aint gonna have the dV for getting into orbit and into a lunar transfer, m8"
you're trying to tackle this with far too little logic my friend all that matters is how big the rocket is, how professional the orange fade is on the flame decals and how much your dad's willing to pump |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:18 PM |
| he's perplexed at how to bring down such a giant pioneer in the field of rocket science |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:19 PM |
| it wont work becuz ur wrong and im rite |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:20 PM |
"it wont work becuz ur wrong and im rite"
in order to form an opinion you first need a brain |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:20 PM |
It worked! Now how do I get back? |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:21 PM |
"It worked! Now how do I get back?"
jump down |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:22 PM |
"I landed on Uranus ._. "
protip- not that down |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:25 PM |
| ok, I landed on Mexico nose first, but I'll crawl my way back home. |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:35 PM |
"ok, I landed on Mexico nose first, but I'll crawl my way back home."
i'm still fine-tuning the "get back" part, sorry |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:36 PM |
I will just grow wings and use an oxygen mask.
Sleep is just death without the commitment. |
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| 21 Jul 2015 10:41 PM |
| Fractured, use his instructions very carefully. |
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| 21 Jul 2015 11:02 PM |
"I will just grow wings and use an oxygen mask."
that's how you get ants. |
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| 22 Jul 2015 09:07 AM |
"I'm Ant-Man" "TF..." "I know, that wasn't my idea" |
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