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| 21 Jul 2015 07:53 PM |
0. Your lucky and live forever. 1. Age 2. Being too stupid to live. 3. Getting hit by crane. 4. Allergic reaction to water and/or oxygen. 5. An morbidly obese man living inside of you. 6. 6. Being under a morbidly obese man. 7. Unknown, unloved and 50 pounds overweight. 8. Being eaten by a T-rex 9. Failing to open childproof medicine. 10. Being Jewish. 11. Moving to pakistan. 12. Being fat. 13. Philosophically disproving your own existence through existentialist relativism. 14. Getting crushed by a car. 15. Choking on unnecessary decimals 16. Going to a wikipedia page saying your dead. 17. For no reason whatsoever. 18. Drowning in a pool of gasoline while on fire. 19. Spontaneous Combustion. 20. Being banned from life. 21. Being over-exposed to the 21 vine. 22. Snapping your back during an intense session of trampoline lessons. 23. Brushing your teeth with a barb wired club and Trifluoromethanesulfonic acid. 24. Choking on air. 25. Inserting a truckload of glass shards into your lower body. 26. Suffering from unexplained severe toe as the only person who can drum with feet. 27. Choking on unnecessary decimals 28. Super AIDS 28. Over-exposure to Redundancy 30. Having 5 cancers at one time. 31. Overdosing on kittens 32. Eaten by a Grue 33. Assassinated by Abe Lincoln and John F. Kennedy 34. Attempting to dig a hole to China 35. Drowning in human waste 36. Sitting at your computer for too long. 37. Severe disco accident. 38. Allergic reaction to oxygen. 39. Drowning in a pool of sulphuric acid. 40. Too many girls. 41. Eaten by yourself. 42. Eaten by Oprah. 43. Bad news. 44. Eating In a genetically-modified hot dog eating contest. 45. Getting super-glued to the toilet. 46. Paradox-related head asplosion. 47. Decapitating your own head on accident. 48. Drinking gasoline then swallowing a lit match. Not too painful. 49. Pop rocks and soda-triggered head explosion. 50. Being exposed to media in the next 3000 years. 51. Choking on someone else's vomit. 52. Choking on your own vomit. 53. Crossing the streams. 54. Deleted for being a wiener dog. 55. Being a redneck. 56. Meeting yourself from the past causing the universe to explode. 57. Loleris farts on you. 58. Allergic reaction to own blood. 59. Deleted by God for having no redeeming value. 60. Eaten by zombies, turned into a zombie, then eaten by zombie eating superzombies. 61. Rolled up in Katamari and turned into stardust. 62. Being buried alive 63. Smoking 10 packs a day. 64. Playing too much nintendo 64. 65. Skin failure. 66. Hiroshima. 67. Heart failure 68. Being eaten alive by rodents. 69. Being edgy. 70. Scared to death by possibility of being scared to death. 71. Attempting to smash 125 watermelons with your head. 72. Eaten alive by a cannibal 73. Fart, burp, and hiccup at the same time. 74. Living under a rock for too long. 75. Your conjoined twin is not a cannibal, but you are. 76. You're not a cannibal but your conjoined twin is. 77. Decapitation Disease 78. Jumping off a 80 story building. 79. Getting run over by an ambulance. 80. Putin 1v1's obama while your the closest person. 81. Jumping into a pool that's 2 feet deep and weighing over 130 pounds. 82. Being eaten by rats AND ants at the same time. 83. Reverse diarrhea. 84. Premature reincarnation. 85. Decapitation accident. 86. Asphyxiation. 87. Getting hit in the head with a fire extinguisher. 88. Rage quitting real life. 89. Drowning in a pool of your own liquid poo. 90. Eaten by the Sarlacc in the Great Pit of Carkoon and be digested for 1000 years. 91. Smallpox. 92. Getting birthday punches when you turn 100. 93. Too many violent movies. 94. Making a dragon mad. 95. Picking Pickled Peppers 96. Being crucified. 97. Pool of snakes. 98. Being grossed to death. 99. Being lucky not to have 00 as your L2D. 00. Listening to Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber for a whole day straight while getting hit by a car, and being crushed by a car while getting burned by supermans laser vision while getting shot by thugs over 50 times.
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JoePlays
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| 21 Jul 2015 07:54 PM |
I think my l2d is 10... SO I DIE BEING JEWISH WHAT |
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cricket11
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| 21 Jul 2015 07:55 PM |
"having 5 cancers at one time" and i got them all from ot
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| 21 Jul 2015 07:55 PM |
being buried alive. OH GOD PLEASE NO
shaggy is swaggy |
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| 21 Jul 2015 07:56 PM |
6. 6. Being under a morbidly obese man. 7. Unknown, unloved and 50 pounds overweight.
I hate my life. |
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| 21 Jul 2015 07:56 PM |
Good thing I'm OP because I can make my L2D too much girls.
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:00 PM |
smallpox
smallpox is extinct |
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:00 PM |
crushed by a car
pls no
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:01 PM |
99. Being lucky not to have 00 as your L2D.
so do I die or...? |
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TheMyrco
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:01 PM |
67. Heart failure
I'll take that quick death, I guess.
"There are many problems in the world, but this is not one of them." |
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Aaler
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:01 PM |
"40. Too many girls."
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:01 PM |
81. Jumping into a pool that's 2 feet deep and weighing over 130 pounds.
The fungus kid himself. |
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:02 PM |
Being banned from life.
WELL THEN.
??? CONFIRMED |
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:03 PM |
It's jumping in the pool that'll kill me. I'm a robot.
The fungus kid himself. |
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:03 PM |
decapitation disease
oh noes, i lost mah siggy! |
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:06 PM |
But going off 2 and 0...
Being too stupid to live. Your lucky and live forever.
All three of those describe me.
??? CONFIRMED |
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Noxtic
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:08 PM |
| 15. Choking on unnecessary decimals GG |
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slurpeguy
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:09 PM |
23. Brushing your teeth with a barb wired club and Trifluoromethanesulfonic acid.
I was born in 7/11 |
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Aveeo
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:09 PM |
61. Rolled up in Katamari and turned into stardust.
what
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| 21 Jul 2015 08:10 PM |
"60. Eaten by zombies, turned into a zombie, then eaten by zombie eating superzombies."
What
I cant process |
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