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| 20 Jul 2015 04:23 PM |
there is a way for something to go wrong at every turn, I'm gonna document every way I can think something can go wrong for a normal movie going experience 1. when you enter the theater there's a crowd of hyper rave fans you know that won't shut up 2. the theater is packed 3. babies 4. BABIES 5. BABIES IN A MOVIE THEATER 6. that fine layer of sugar and vomit covering the floor 7. terrible parents two seats away with their kids yammering on throughout the movie 8. the terrible parents are seated behind you and the snot kids kick your seat 9. that one abnormally tall person that has to sit right in front of you 10. phones not being turned off because people are jackasses 11. babies 12. the smelly fatass that is sitting right next to you, occasionally sticking their sweaty fingers in your popcorn 13. babies 14. wrong movie being played 15. malfunctioning projector
please list more if you can think of any
I forgot one thing though 16. babies
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:25 PM |
also 17. babies
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:27 PM |
bump
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:28 PM |
you forgot the person the laughs really loudly
Cashier Number 4 Please! |
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REDIVIAN
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:30 PM |
18. Toddlers 19. Babies 20. Kids
Just your average red oter |
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:31 PM |
@Eagles oh yes that person I guess they could be classified under hyper rave fans to an extent
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:31 PM |
| my movie theater experiences are always lovely, i rarely encounter any of these problems |
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:31 PM |
| 21. sudden urge to use the bathroom |
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:33 PM |
@pokemon the babies are inescapable it's like daycare but instead of it being appropriate for babies it's jurassic world
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:34 PM |
22. When a kid walks into an R movie
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:37 PM |
24. those two teenagers making out nearby
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:39 PM |
haarry potter
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:40 PM |
| 25. that one woman giving birth during the movie. can't she do it quietly? |
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:40 PM |
dangit fail invisible bump
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| 20 Jul 2015 04:41 PM |
My movie theater experiences have been quite pleasant
Rev Up Those Gulags! |
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