s654177
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| Joined: 07 Jan 2015 |
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| 07 Jul 2015 03:24 AM |
This is s654177 with the TBC (Toaster Burns Community). The fact that ROBLOX not only allows, but also ENCOURAGES in some cases, the use and display of these horribly inhumane devices is terrible. I cannot begin to fathom why they would allow such behavior on this website which I had previously designated safe.
When I was only nine years old, I loved toast so much. I was one day mumbling to my beloved toaster, and my father overheard me. He called me many inappropriate things, and to add injury to insult, he burned me with the toaster. I knew he was jealous of my devotion to toast, but I let it get to me. I was crying in my bed and my face hurt from the toaster burns. A warm realization spread over me. It was ROBLOX. I was so happy. The computer whispered to me, as if to say, "This is my game". It practically grabbed me and placed me on my hands and knees at this point. I was ready to play. I spread my mind open to consider the possibilities. Finally, ROBLOX penetrated me. It was inside my head.
That was when it happened. I saw the game "Ride an Obby Cart Into A Toaster And Escape!". I was mortified. Even worse, my dad apparently decided I wasn't already burnt badly enough and came in with the toaster again. This was when I came to the realization that I should join the Roblox Toaster Burns Community. Somehow they knew what I was feeling, and now with their help and yours we can stop this serious injustice against Toaster Burns victims everywhere. |
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Miven
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| 07 Jul 2015 03:34 AM |
I... Nah, I've got nothing. I have no idea how to react to this at all. ._. |
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| 07 Jul 2015 04:55 AM |
Hahaha.
*Chants 'You still got it!'* |
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| 07 Jul 2015 04:57 AM |
https://youtu.be/yTGX_4u90dg?t=47s
Bait and trash, hahahah.
I object to the MLG meme! |
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| 07 Jul 2015 05:00 AM |
| https://youtu.be/4Y0qNNvVJPA?t=9s |
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TixPile
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| 07 Jul 2015 05:29 AM |
toasters are life no support111
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| 07 Jul 2015 06:45 AM |
this isn't any dramatic film. troll. bait.
~Fly my oreo, fly~ |
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| 07 Jul 2015 06:57 AM |
| I just cant say anything about this but Bait... |
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| 07 Jul 2015 07:42 AM |
Children, children: it's a joke. Stop trying to sound intellectual for calling that fact out, because it's actually a reverse effect. We know it's a joke. Saying that like it's not obvious and you're clever for figuring it out makes you look ignorant and close-minded. |
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| 07 Jul 2015 07:48 AM |
cool LMAO you went full nerd tryhard oml stop this mature act it's too funny oml xddddd i can't stop laughing you kid LOL
as for op it's ok i understand
try to avoid the toasters all you can :( |
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zecop74
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| Joined: 04 Apr 2012 |
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| 07 Jul 2015 07:51 AM |
| nah he legit asf my right ass cheek has a toaster burn from a h0t papi |
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Rolerain
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| 07 Jul 2015 08:19 AM |
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE LMAO
but seriously if SOMEHOW this is legit than sorry q.q |
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Japguy
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NotAshley
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| 07 Jul 2015 04:02 PM |
support! i had a dream were my toaster toasted my bread!!! |
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s654177
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| Joined: 07 Jan 2015 |
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| 18 Jul 2015 07:19 PM |
It has been ten days, and toasters are still legal in ROBLOX. While the ROBLOX community and staff dances around the true issues, the Toaster Burns Community is suffering, left standing by with our burnt, crispy skin.
I deplore any human being that could possibly exist who actually supports the use of a toaster. This is not something to be argue over, it is something to take action over. Won't you help us at the Toast Burns Community? |
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| 18 Jul 2015 07:35 PM |
| cool story bro liek if u cri evry tiem |
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marcel878
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| 24 Sep 2015 01:18 PM |
| totayly agree im part of TBC to |
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| 24 Sep 2015 01:32 PM |
This story belongs in OT also you belong in OT
I will defend 3.0 people for freedom! |
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