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Aolence is not online. Aolence
Joined: 25 Apr 2011
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17 Jul 2015 07:58 PM
Thanks OG for inspiring this.
No bait.
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SomePunk is not online. SomePunk
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17 Jul 2015 08:10 PM
in arizona it's 90% mormon i swear
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livewire66 is not online. livewire66
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17 Jul 2015 08:22 PM
ELDER PRICE:
Hello!
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book.

ELDER GRANT:
Hello!
My name is Elder Grant.
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A long, long time ago.

ELDER PRICE:
It has
So many awesome parts
You simply won't believe
How much this book can change your life.

ELDER GREEN:
Hello!
My name is Elder Green
I would like to share with you
This book of Jesus Christ.

ELDER YOUNG:
Hello!
My name is Elder Young

ELDER HARRIS:
Hello!

ELDER YOUNG:
Did you know that Jesus
Lived here in the U.S.A.?

ELDER GRANT:
You can
Read all about it now!

ELDER WHITE:
Hello!

ELDER YOUNG:
In this nifty book, it's free!
No, you don't have to pay!

ELDER YOUNG:
Hello!

ELDER SMITH:
Hello!
My name is Elder Smith!
And can I leave this book with you
For you to just peruse?

ELDER BROWN:
Hello!

ELDER GREEN:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Hello!

ELDER SMITH:
I'll just leave it here.
It has a lot of information you can really use!

ELDER PRICE:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Hi!

ELDER PRICE:
My name is-

ELDER GREEN:
Jesus Christ!

ELDER GRANT:
You have a lovely home!

ELDER CROSS:
Hello!

ELDER YOUNG:
It's an amazing book!

ELDER SMITH:
Bonjour!

ELDER WHITE:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Ni hao!

ELDER WHITE:
Me llamo Elder White!

ELDER GRANT:
Are these your kids?

ELDER GREEN:
This book gives you the secret
To eternal life!

ELDER SMITH:
Sound good?

ALL:
Eternal life!

ELDER GREEN:
With Jesus Christ!

ALL:
Is super fun!

ELDER BROWN:
Hello!

ELDER HARRIS:
Ding dong!

ALL:
And if you let us in,
We'll show you how it can be done!

ELDER GRANT:
No thanks?

ELDER GREEN:
You sure?

ELDER GRANT:
Oh, well.

ELDER GREEN:
That's fine.

ELDER GRANT:
Goodbye!

ELDER GREEN:
Have fun in hell.

ELDER GRANT and ELDER CROSS:
Hey now!

ALL:
You simply won't believe how much
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life!
This book will change your life,
This book will change your life!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
HELLO! Would you like to change religions?! I have a free book written by Jesus!

VOICE:
NO, NO, ELDER CUNNINGHAM!
That's NOT how we do it! You're making things up again!
JUST STICK TO THE APPROVED DIALOGUE.
Elders, show him!

ELDERS:
Hello!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Hello...

ELDERS:
My name is:

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
Elder Cunningham?

ELDERS:
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ!

ELDER PRICE:
Hello!

ELDER GRANT:
Hello!

ELDER GREEN and ELDER YOUNG:
Ding dong!

ELDER WHITE and ELDER BROWN:
Heigh ho!

ELDER SMITH:
Just take this book!

ELDER HARRIS:
It's free!

ELDER BROWN:
For you!

ELDER HARRIS:
For me!

ELDERS:
You see?
You simply won\'t believe
How much this book will change
Your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!
This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change-

-So you won\'t burn in-

ELDER WHITE:
Hell...O!

ELDERS:
You\'re gonna die someday!
But if you read this book you\'ll see
That there\'s another way.
Spend eternity
With friends and family.
We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!

(Hello!)

This book will change your life!

The book of Mormon!

(Mormon!)

Hello!

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Jinglehasse is not online. Jinglehasse
Joined: 15 Aug 2011
Total Posts: 16592
17 Jul 2015 08:26 PM
Belial!
Behemoth!
Beelzebub!
Asmodeus!
Satanas!
Lucifer!
Belial!
Behemoth!
Beelzebub!
Asmodeus!
Satanas!
Lucifer!

Since dawn of time the fate of man is that of lice
Equal as parasites and moving without eyes
A day of reckoning when penance is to burn
Count down together now and say the words that you will learn

Hail Satan, Archangelo
Hail Satan, Welcome year zero
Hail Satan, Archangelo
Hail Satan, Welcome year zero

Belial!
Behemoth!
Beelzebub!
Asmodeus!
Satanas!
Lucifer!

Crestfallen kings and queens comforting in their faith
Unbeknownst to them is the presence of the wraith
Since fate of man is equal to the fate of lice
As new dawn rises you shalt recognize now behold the Lord Of Flies

Hail Satan, Archangelo
Hail Satan, Welcome year zero
Hail Satan, Archangelo
Hail Satan, Welcome year zero
Hail Satan

He will tremble the nations.
Kingdoms to fall one by one
Victim to fall for temptations
A daughter to fall for a son
The ancient serpent deceiver
To masses standing in awe
He will ascend to the heavens
Above the stars of god.

Hail Satan, Archangelo
Hail Satan, Welcome year zero
Hail Satan, Archangelo
Hail Satan, Welcome year zero.
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MFTerk is not online. MFTerk
Joined: 20 Sep 2014
Total Posts: 907
17 Jul 2015 08:29 PM
i take religion to seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Breaktdg is not online. Breaktdg
Joined: 25 Apr 2010
Total Posts: 1559
17 Jul 2015 09:28 PM
I was gonna be a Mormon then I realized Joseph Smith was just a h0rny fraud.
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shonyshon is not online. shonyshon
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17 Jul 2015 10:42 PM
don't mormons push incest
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Aolence is not online. Aolence
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18 Jul 2015 05:38 PM
No, Mormons don't do that sort of thing any more. The practice you're thinking of was banned around 100 years ago according to my memory - plus you had to have a special calling in the Church in order to be allowed to practice it.

Also, on the topic of what Breaktdg said more prophets than Joseph Smith were commanded to have plural wives. If I remember correctly (which I may not) Joseph only actually had friendships with all but one of his wives (the one being Emma Smith who was his original wife) (again, I could be wrong so I'd just look it up myself if I were you).

Come to think of it - honestly, why would anyone create a religion for the sole purpose of having plural wives? I don't mean to be disturbing at all but even if he didn't "make a religion" to make "an excuse" for having plural wives he still would get in trouble. Who, knows? Maybe he wouldn't have been martyred. Just saying.
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livewire66 is not online. livewire66
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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18 Jul 2015 05:41 PM
"and i believe, that in 1976 god changed his mind about black people"

and that's why i hate mormonism
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MFTerk is not online. MFTerk
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18 Jul 2015 05:46 PM
At least its better than scientology
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livewire66 is not online. livewire66
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18 Jul 2015 05:46 PM
barely

better than WBC though
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StayCoolWithCoolidge is not online. StayCoolWithCoolidge
Joined: 11 Apr 2015
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18 Jul 2015 05:57 PM
"I was gonna be a Mormon then I realized Joseph Smith was just a h0rny fraud."


Pretty much. Brigham young was a sht person too
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StayCoolWithCoolidge is not online. StayCoolWithCoolidge
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18 Jul 2015 05:58 PM
Joseph smith got caught having an affair so he went and said Moroni told him too.
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circirak is not online. circirak
Joined: 22 Dec 2014
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18 Jul 2015 05:59 PM
christianity isn't a big favourite of mine
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livewire66 is not online. livewire66
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18 Jul 2015 06:03 PM
read via pastebin: /SLEgh29d
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StayCoolWithCoolidge is not online. StayCoolWithCoolidge
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18 Jul 2015 06:04 PM
Mormonism=/=christianity haha
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sangyourrefrain is not online. sangyourrefrain
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18 Jul 2015 06:48 PM
oh, joy. a person who doesn't know the difference between Mormons and Christians.
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circirak is not online. circirak
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18 Jul 2015 06:49 PM
@sang

i forgot.

i know that they're different.

they're nicer
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sangyourrefrain is not online. sangyourrefrain
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18 Jul 2015 06:51 PM
hey

Christians are nice too

the problem is, no one pays attention to the nice ones. just the crazy ones that are screaming about how we're all going to hell.
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circirak is not online. circirak
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18 Jul 2015 06:51 PM
@sang


sadly im more near those people than the nice ones
well, except for me mum.

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sangyourrefrain is not online. sangyourrefrain
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18 Jul 2015 06:56 PM
there's a lot of Baptists around where i live, and they're either going to the megachurch to sing praise songs or taking cheap shots at Catholics and other denominations.
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Breaktdg is not online. Breaktdg
Joined: 25 Apr 2010
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18 Jul 2015 06:56 PM
Idk what Mormons claim to be Christian (Ik some who do) because it is a sin to add and remove from the Bible, which Mormons do.
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circirak is not online. circirak
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18 Jul 2015 06:57 PM
@sang

the christians and baptists in my school .... are just ugh


they make me stressed.
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Breaktdg is not online. Breaktdg
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18 Jul 2015 06:59 PM
why* I didnt mean to write what.
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sangyourrefrain is not online. sangyourrefrain
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18 Jul 2015 07:00 PM
i feel bad for Christians in public school

there's no way you can stay sane in that environment

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