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| 18 Jul 2015 02:06 AM |
There's many ways but here are the ways least likely to get you kicked in 5 seconds by a butthurt HR;
1. Order a drink, get the drink from the Barista, and then deny you ever got it. Normally this will go on with them remaking it 3+ times before they bust a fuse and "report" you to an HR. The HR will either give you a half-baked warning or just not care, causing further buttrage from the barista(s)
2. Order a drink then walk away. This usually only works when you're far from the counter or else it'll automatically give you the drink. If this happens, revert to method #1
3. Walk up to the barista, and wait until they give their usual copy/pasta paragraph of an introduction. After, just walk away. Under normal circumstances, this will piss off the barista after 3 attempts, and buttrage similar to method #1 will commence. As #1, you're pretty much untouchable because you can't really prove anything. Bonus: walk slowly from one barista to the next to create the Great Wall of OD.
4. More time consuming and no one cares about it; walk up to one and just sit there after getting your drink/whatever, or nothing at all. It will turn the barista into a lulscow. |
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| 18 Jul 2015 02:07 AM |
be black try and order candy
when they correct you to say cotton candy, get all up in arms and call them racist
got banned for that one but the luls were had. |
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Shyamos
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| 18 Jul 2015 02:09 AM |
i asked for 'pusi' then got banned 10/10 |
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| 18 Jul 2015 02:20 AM |
''i asked for 'pusi' then got banned'' loooool
ʀᴏʙʟᴏx ᴘʟs ಠ_ಠ |
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eayIT
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| 18 Jul 2015 02:20 AM |
| Sound amazing... but you make it sound like I'll be banned from the game after 1 troll attempt.. 1 attempt is not enough... even if it is successful. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 18 Jul 2015 02:21 AM |
| i usually bust moves in that place but i get banned for being footloose |
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