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| 17 Jul 2015 05:30 PM |
The following message is being broadcasted by the EAS at the request of the government. The UN has declared a state of global emergency over the virus known as "5NaF". The virus is airborne, and can survive sterilization filters on planes and boats. Almost the entire US has been infected, and Parts of Europe and Asia have reported this disease. Reported symptoms appear to Mental Degradation, Ignorance, Grammatical Failure, Lost Understanding of opinions, and Lust for Fictional Animals. If you see any infected, avoid contact, or the virus will spread to you. If you are not showing signs of this disease, close all cracks, board the windows, and remove all possible weapons from the house. Labs trying to cure the disease are rapidly being attacked, slowing cure progress. ETA for cure is unknown. Stay indoors at all costs. Going outside will risk infection. The President will be speaking shortly. We will say again, stay indoors and if you see infected, stay away from them.
"Lock the doors and close the blinds,we're going,for a ride!" |
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| 17 Jul 2015 05:34 PM |
bumpsters
"Lock the doors and close the blinds,we're going,for a ride!" |
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| 17 Jul 2015 05:35 PM |
Can i JUST SAY SCISSOR SISTERS
i see that ref bestard
Not the face! |
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