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| 11 Dec 2014 09:43 PM |
Once upon a time, there was an emoticon named lenny ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °) One day, when he went to the lenny shrine, something peculiar happened ۩!=!۩ when he went into the shrine, he was met by the lenny sun god ( ☼ ʖ ۞ ) the lenny sun god told him that somone was gonna kill all de lennys and that you are gonna save the lennys he said if you succeeded you would be rewarded with da booty Ѡ
you accept and leave the temple to fight evil
you go to the forest and find a monster
what do
A) fite B) run C) fite and run D) Discuss the news. |
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Gamelon
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| 11 Dec 2014 09:44 PM |
| Is spectating from the hospital an option? |
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| 11 Dec 2014 10:17 PM |
ha tricked you you have nothing to fite with so you discuss the news the monster is interested since he has, quite literally, been living under a rock for the past 5 years.
Oh btw
Monster HP:120
You HP:100
what do now
A.)run like hell B.)continue to discuss news with him (recommended) C.)There is no choice C |
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| 11 Dec 2014 10:21 PM |
You continue to discuss the news with him
You get +2 respect points from the monster The monster is still very interested
what do
A.)Show him a funny youtoob video B.)Tell him a funny joke
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Mantine55
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| 11 Dec 2014 10:22 PM |
b that one about the chicken |
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| 11 Dec 2014 10:34 PM |
You tell the monster a joke the monster thinks you are a comical genius, though I'm not convinced.
the monster joined your party
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Unexpected Friend
So now the monster is on your team
btw, the monster's name is: Octopus
Octopus (LvL 1) HP:120 DMG:15 (Don't worry it gets a lot better when it levels up) XP till next level up : 0/5
ok so you go to lennytown to get a weapon sadly you have no gold You find work as a blacksmith's assistant some lenny bandit comes in suddenly and asks for all de moneys
You say : No you big smelly nerd. You pick up a wooden stick lying around (4 DMG) [|] BATTLE STARTED [|]
Lenny Bandit HP:75 DMG:10 + crit chance of : 14
what do you/octopus do
You:
A.) fite w/ stick B.) double stick attack
Octopus:
A.) Smash (15 dmg) B.) Crush (Special Move) (30 dmg & can paralyze enemy for 1 turn) |
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Mantine55
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| 11 Dec 2014 10:35 PM |
| throw quick ball at lenny bandit |
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| 11 Dec 2014 10:35 PM |
| that's not an option you silly goose |
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| 11 Dec 2014 10:38 PM |
swiggity swoody wheres the booty |
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| 11 Dec 2014 10:39 PM |
| you sure are taking a long time to press "A" or "B" on you're keyboard. |
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Mantine55
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| 11 Dec 2014 10:42 PM |
which character octopus or you
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| 11 Dec 2014 10:46 PM |
you take so long that the bandit takes a nap on the ground, making it vulnerable to attacks.
hurry up already |
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| 11 Dec 2014 11:04 PM |
you hit him with a stick
ouch
he is woken up and took 4 extra damage!
octopus uses Crush
since he is still vulnerable, he takes double damage from the Crush!! the bandit is defeated and you both level up to level 5 for some reason.
You: HP:150 DMG:20
New Special! : Booty Hadouken
Octopus: HP:170 DMG:25
New Special! : Obliterate
Special info: Like crush, except extra strong
the blacksmith thanks you with a stone sword
Your damage is now:27
ok so you leave the shop and find a hoarde of lenny zombies and lenny spiders and basically just lenny enemies
the all gang up on you
[|] WAVE BATTLE 1 OUT OF 4 [|]
Weak Lenny Zombie 1 HP:88 DMG:23 Special:Infectious Bite (Novice + 1) || Speed Attack (Novice +1)
Special Info : Attacks and poisons target || Does a weak but difficult to dodge attack to the target multiple times in a quick succession.
Weak Lenny Zombie 2 HP:84 DMG:19 Special: (Novice)
Special Info : Weakly attacks target and poisons target
You: HP:150 DMG:27
A)Giv'em the ole chop chop B)Special C)Heavy attack
Octopus HP:170 DMG:20
A)Smash (Adept) B)Special: Crush C)Special: Obliterate |
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| 13 Dec 2014 09:00 PM |
it shouldn't take this long to decide.
"We all have different opinions (just that mine is superior to yours)"-HerpyDerpyPotatoes |
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| 13 Dec 2014 09:04 PM |
er
the zombies get bored and are distracted
now attack them
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