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| 15 Jul 2015 07:01 PM |
Well you have a slippery devil at QB named OddGiraffe. This name is funny because his name represents his throat in real life, with all the deek that's been stretching it out. With grease all over it's no wonder he was capable of slipping around blocks last season. Do not run behind him or it's gonna look like you're chasing Gary the snail because you will be slipping from the grease left behind him.
Now let's go to their WR/RB bowling ball/meatball Sneed. This young man is EXTREMELY over weight. In fact the only thing on this earth bigger than his ego would have to be his stomach. However it is not hard to bring him down when you go to tackle him because hes not a normal fat fawk, he is not able to run and his knees are liable to give out at any second. This could explain why he freezes like a statue when someone comes his way. His brain power is that of a mentally disabled gorilla.
Then you have LordTortoise who chose to name himself after his mental capabilities.... The only thing slower than his thinking would have to be him running in real life. He has a 40 time of well... unknown because he has never been able to finish a 40. This is a very sad and pathetic human being. He makes all other countries frown upon america. Lord help this man to stop eating McDonald's 24/7.
At WR you have SlimSneed or as most know him as Smelly. He has a habit of letting his parents whoop his ass while he talks to his friends on mic. He steals his parents rings as well as skipping church to go smoke weed with the good 'ole boys in the hood. He also fits in with the rest of the team being his IQ is one of those in the single digits.
Then we have Marc who is a bench/sub WR. This young whippersnapper is about 8 years old and fits in so well because of his low IQ. He has achieved the teams mandatory requirement of having a bench press below 90 pounds. There's not much to say about Marc except his balls need to drop before he can have the right to speak.
This team also (not surprising) has elitesavage who will fit in quite well with the team. If showing his deek on cam didn't get him enough fame he will surely gain it going 0-8 this season.
OddGorilla its pretty sad when this is all your coach has to say about you.
dude that xelianth kid is creepy [7/8/2015 1:04:15 PM] BLACK SLUG NGGA CREAM: i signed him and now he follows us everywhere [7/8/2015 1:04:23 PM] BLACK SLUG NGGA CREAM: and he changed his name to oddgorilla
east: I don't think hes planning to have a good season |
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| 15 Jul 2015 07:04 PM |
| at least all of our players have 2 ears |
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| 15 Jul 2015 07:04 PM |
:O
ιт αιηт εαsү вειηg σвsтαcℓε кιηg |
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| 15 Jul 2015 07:17 PM |
| Too bad they don't all have two balls. |
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| 15 Jul 2015 07:18 PM |
| Iaku and Tommy, 2 people, 3 ears! |
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| 15 Jul 2015 07:24 PM |
| tommy and nigglist, the two teammates who need to hop off eachothers meat for long enough to air out those nasty holes. |
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| 15 Jul 2015 07:57 PM |
| Speaking of meat, what was your weight when you last saw yours? |
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