Computed
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| 29 Jun 2015 11:38 AM |
Once upon a time, I was a car, and you were my driver.
You walked towards me, your eyes full of wanting for me. I saw that your eyes were fix/ated on my door handle. You reached out, the tips of your fingers brus/hing against my sensi/tive entrance.
One almighty ya/nk later, you were inside me. You dragged the door shut behind yourself, and, before you knew it, you were trapped within my walls. I tighte/ned around you, my blazing hot air conditioning making you feel warm and sweaty.
Suddenly, you twisted the key to my ignition, and I started up, my engine instantly hitting the top half of fifty degrees. You grabbed hold of my gear stick, and my gear box gave a small mo/an as you put me into gear. You STAMPED on my accelerator, causing me to lurch forwards and my engine to rev into the red section.
You grabbed hold of my steering wheel. I was under your control. I followed your every instruction. I was yours.
******** Chapter Two *********
Two miles in to our four mile journey to LMaD, I began to slow down. I had run out of fuel, and my engine was overheating from the sheer exertion. You swung my door open, and pulled out of me. My bonnet popped up ready for you. You approached it, the steam was already seeping out from within. You grabbed a water bucket, and unleashed your load all over my blistering hot engine. Instantly, I was cooled and relieved.
You walked to my rear to address my fuel issue. You took a ten minute rest whilst your bucket refilled with petrol from the can in my boot, which you had popped open using your sharp looking pencil.
Once more, you approached one of my h0les, and emptied your load into me. It felt amazing to be full once more. We were ready to depart. You pushed back inside of me, took your seat, and sat back to enjoy the ride, my door gratefully inviting you back inside for some more car to human interaction.
******** Chapter Three *********
We rolled into LMaD. You pulled out for the final time. Both of our energy levels were sapped from the intense journey. You grabbed my keys, and locked me up ready for future use.
The End.
Written by Computed/Jackudy3 (same person).
*excuse /'s but the roblox filter qq |
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Computed
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Valuize
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| 29 Jun 2015 11:41 AM |
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RAP: 1,242,869 | ROBUX: R$97,119 |
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Computed
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| 29 Jun 2015 11:42 AM |
tl;dr
Amasmarfar- EUW - Bronze 5 (dont laf) |
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| 29 Jun 2015 11:43 AM |
*intense clapping*
~ Dɪsʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ, ᴀᴄǫᴜɪʀᴇ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴄʏ ~ -Blueguy195 +10473 posts |
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Jackudy3
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Jackudy3
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Kivex
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| 29 Jun 2015 11:46 AM |
| I'm not sure if I can ___ to that. I'll try. |
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Jackudy3
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| 29 Jun 2015 11:48 AM |
| Such a beautiful masterpiece. |
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0WT
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| 29 Jun 2015 11:50 AM |
i was crying so well written it brought me to tears |
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Jackudy3
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| 29 Jun 2015 11:51 AM |
| I hope that people on LMaD have at least some English intellect and can identify all of the metaphors I inserted into this text. |
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Jackudy3
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| 29 Jun 2015 12:39 PM |
| i have the weirdest "one" right now |
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Stealph
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Jackudy3
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| 30 Jun 2015 01:22 PM |
For some reason you gave me a hard on...
Amasmarfar- EUW - Bronze 5 (dont laf) |
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Jackudy3
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| 30 Jun 2015 01:25 PM |
lmao im such a good author
xd
[OUT TAKES]
As you pulled out of me, you accidentally nudged my steering wheel, causing my horn to erupt in a loud mo/an of plea/sure.
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Computed
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| 15 Jul 2015 03:02 PM |
the sheer amount of inuendos
~The LMaD Deer~ |
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