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| 13 Jul 2015 02:29 PM |
| i couldn't find Brazilian in google translator... |
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Cizox
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:29 PM |
why couldn't the skeleton go to prom
because he had no-body to go with |
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:30 PM |
why did the cow cross the road?
TO get to the utter side |
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EngiStar
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:32 PM |
why didnt the shark have a girlfriend?
cuz nobody likes sharkers
Got siggy? |
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Fearius
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:33 PM |
icejfish has a 6 pack
~ My name ain't Santa but she's sitting on my lap ~ |
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Fearius
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:33 PM |
why does no1 on lmad on roblox have a gf
bcuz
roblox
~ My name ain't Santa but she's sitting on my lap ~ |
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:34 PM |
@Fearius I said jokes not the truthiest truth ever |
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:34 PM |
kingnis has a 6 pack
of SODA!*
*These values are unrealistic, the actual amount of a pack varies from 100M to 100B |
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Fearius
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:35 PM |
oh yh
best joke
kignis is strong af, 6 pack and gets all the gurls
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Deslaw
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:35 PM |
| That meat is so undercooked, it cant find it's dad! |
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:35 PM |
The best joke has already posted.. You |
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Stitious
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:36 PM |
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved. Do you sea what i did there? Im shore you did.
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:36 PM |
i got one
people think its cool to have "guest" in their name
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:37 PM |
ooooo i got a good one
someone said this too me once
c7g>lmad
I'm like
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fodd
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:37 PM |
| this is turning into bashing people |
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| 13 Jul 2015 02:39 PM |
| Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" |
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