iRobust
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:27 PM |
1. put your shoulders back as far as possible 2. act like you're not even interested 3. be as mean as possible 4. insult he clothing 5. ask for marriage |
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iRobust
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:30 PM |
| Forget the instructions just make some spaghetti! |
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IfeKawaii
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:31 PM |
1.be kind 2. Be yojrself 3. Don't fall for beckys 4.smile 5. Respect |
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:31 PM |
| Thanks to this guide, I have successfully got that fine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) and I'll tell you she is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) as ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °), ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) you for ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)ing this. |
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sillyseli
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:31 PM |
OMG IT WORKED THXXX OP OMG OMG
im ur neighbor |
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PUSH5
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:32 PM |
| got a black eye and a broken wrist, instructions not clear enough |
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:32 PM |
what if ur a girlw
ra ra d0gs |
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:33 PM |
"1. put your shoulders back as far as possible" are you trying to look like some type of exotic bird |
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ClearTime
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:34 PM |
if your a girl and you want a girl...
um yeah.. ok
https://plug.dj/club-ot <--- ot party
i sell propane and fat chinese kids |
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iRobust
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:36 PM |
| @VengenceVinny, to look confident in what you're doing :] |
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:45 PM |
My guide :
1.don't go for girls that know you for ages 2.hang out with them for long periods of time then stop for a few days and repeat 3.when talking : maintain eye contact , try to keep a smile if you can , be a bit "vulgar" with your humor and slightly hint that you're interested in said girl if she is too she's gonna hint as well .
Here goes the difficult part
Confess your love . She'll more then likely ask what do you like about them , don't go for eyes and smile because everybody goes for those things .
Say something about her hair , that she has an unique grace , that she brightens your day and things like that if she's still not satisfied go for the eyes and smile but be a poet . Instead of telling her that she's pretty tell her that she's like the flower of a poppy or if she's particularity difficult girl that she's like a thorny rose she'll get bored if you are bland
how about some memeballs with those swaghetti |
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iRobust
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:50 PM |
| telling her poetic stuff is too expected these days. But if you do poetry, make it dark and evil. Girls like that in a guy. |
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:51 PM |
the guide worked now i have an ugly asf wife thats like 12958195281958125 pounds thanks |
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:51 PM |
filthy weeaboo
( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) |
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| 12 Jul 2015 03:52 PM |
@iRobust
If you're especially good with words every girl will fall in your arms .
And no point in making it dark and evil unless you want to spook the girl into being with you
how about some memeballs with those swaghetti |
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iRobust
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| 12 Jul 2015 04:00 PM |
Incase you're taking me seriously, I'm not serious about this xD
Now then, to get a girl, you gotta act like you're important. Act like you're cheating on her daily and pretend like you have several lover girls |
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iRobust
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| 13 Jul 2015 04:01 PM |
ACTUWAL ENSTRUKTONS 1.twerk 2.twerk 3.twerk 4.ur marayed naow
skru u am gr8 @ speleng |
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iRobust
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| 13 Jul 2015 08:54 PM |
| beautiful words, IGot :'^) |
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| 13 Jul 2015 08:57 PM |
i've got the mean thing down ;)
my guide:
invite her to the boys washroom
TAKE OFF ALL UR CLOTHES YAAAA |
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iRobust
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Cythrox
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iRobust
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Mousekin
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| 14 Jul 2015 01:31 PM |
"2. act like you're not even interested"
This in particular is an excellent way to show your potential significant other that you're not interested at all. It will make your crush fall for you after he or she realizes that you don't need them at all because people are easily able to differentiate between flirting and genuine indifference. |
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