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Re: A day of Telamon

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LucasH2003 is not online. LucasH2003
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20 Sep 2014 09:13 PM
-Telamon wakes up- He sees a picture of a dead chicken. Telamon: AUGH!!! He turns to see his clock saying 7:04am

Telamon: Sigh, you can tell its Monday when you wake up to see dead animals.

-Telamon walks downstairs-

Telamon: Oh man, I'm out of Plastic Flakes
-Calls Builderman's on the phone-
Telamon: Hey David, I'm going to be a little late, I need to pick up some more cereal
To be continued
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LucasH2003 is not online. LucasH2003
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21 Sep 2014 07:08 AM
Builderman: Oh that's okay, I forgot you existed
Telamon: That's the quaint goes.
-Telamon hangs up-
-Telamon leaves his house-

(1 flat tire later)

Telamon: Closed?????


To be continued
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LucasH2003 is not online. LucasH2003
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21 Sep 2014 08:02 AM
-Telamon arrives at HQ- Half a donut is in his mouth.-Telamon walks up to secretary-
Secretary: Hello welcome to ROBLOX HQ
Telamon: Hi Susan'
Secretary: My name is Janice
Telamon: Oh yeah, I'm not good at the names.
Secretary: Do you have an appointment?
Telamon: No
Secretary: Then how can I help you?
Telamon: Don't you recognize me? I'm Telamon!
Secretary: Your not Telamon
Telamon was in his Pajamas with messy hair and had donut crumbs all over his face
Telamon: Oops

(1 Hour later)
-Telamon walks up all 26 stories- (Each story have 12 stairs)
Telamon: Gasp, why did the elevator have to be broken.
-elevator door opens-
Matt Dusek: Oh it was never broken, you were just in a rush to get upstairs so you didn't wait for the elevator to come down!
-Telamon Arrives in Builderman's office-
Telamon: Hey boss?
Builderman: Yeah John?
Telamon: Do you have an assignment for me?
Builderman: Yeah, go send these papers to Erik across the hall.
-Telamon does what Builderman told him to do-
Erik: Good, now give these papers to David
-Telamon goes to Builderman's office-
Builderman: Send these papers to Erik
Erik: Send these papers to Builderman

(After about an hour later)
-Telamon falls on his office desk-
Telamon: Ugh...I'm so tired!
-Telamon gets an e-mail-
Telamon: What? The Pinewood Mega Builders machine are on the fritz? *Sigh* I'll be right over.
-Telamon lumps out of his chair-
-Telamon avoids the elevator and falls down the stairs without care-

(30 Minutes later)
-Telamon arrives at a hot, and steamy, desert-
Telamon: Hi Diddleshot
Diddleshot: Hi Telamon, umm where's your tools?
Telamon: Tools? For what?
Diddleshot: To fix the machines.
Telamon: O NOES!!! I FORGOT THE TOOLS

To be continued
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TehBloxx4h is not online. TehBloxx4h
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21 Sep 2014 08:25 AM
STOP THIS TORTURE!
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Aage56 is not online. Aage56
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21 Sep 2014 10:01 AM
Nice story bro!


-Aage56, forumer since September 2014
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LordDollarVI is not online. LordDollarVI
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21 Sep 2014 10:53 AM
Continue.
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LucasH2003 is not online. LucasH2003
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21 Sep 2014 03:21 PM
The first 2 parts were crappy since I wrote them on my kindle, so I'll type the rest on a keyboard

Okay lets continue

-Telamon arrives back to work in time for lunch-
-Telamon Collapses on his office desk-
He pulls out his lunch, an old bologna sandwich.
-Telamon takes a bite out of it-
Telamon: Eww this thing is 2 months old, oh that's right, I was in a rush this morning to get more plastic flakes.
-phone rings-
Telamon: Hello?
Reesemcblox: Hi John
Telamon: Oh hi Becky, whats up?
Reesemcblox: We are having a meeting about the new ropes feature on the 12th floor.
Telamon: When is it?
Reesemcblox: 2:00pm
Telamon: Okay.

(1 hour of throwing up from the bologna sandwich later)
-Telamon walks down to the 23rd story-
-Matt Dusek comes out the door-
Matt: Oh hey John, can you give me a hand with this box of David's Glass containers?
Telamon: Sure
-Telamon grabs one side of the box while Matt grabs the other-
They walk down the stairs until Telamon trips and falls backward with the box in his hand.

(20 Minutes at the hospital later)
Tealmon: ZOMG!!!! ITS ALMOST 2'oclock!!!!
-Telamon jumps out of his cast despite all his stiches coming loose-
Telamon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-Telamon runs outside and knocks into a man carrying watermelons-
Aage56: NO!!!! IT TOOK ME ALL DAY TO GET THESE WATERMELONS!!!
Telamon: Sorry!
-Telamon ignores the man and knocks into the pole-

(After about 60 stitches coming loose, having watermelon juice in his eyes, and having a never-ending bloody nose Telamon makes it to HQ)
Secretary: Hello welcome to ROBLOX HQ
Telamon: Hi Susan'
Secretary: My name is Janice
Telamon: Whatever, I'm not good at the names.
Secretary: Do you have an appointment?
Telamon: No
Secretary: Then how can I help you?
Telamon: Don't you recognize me? I'm Telamon!
Secretary: Your not Telamon
Telamon: AUGH!!!!!
Telamon looked like a zombie freak with the bloody nose, the burning eyes, and (THESE WORDS WILL BE CENSORED FOR IT IS AGAINST ROBLOX RULES TO SAY THEM)

(About 50 minutes later)
-Telamon rushes to the 12th floor-
Telamon: I'm HERE!!!
Reesemcblox: What do you mean?
Telamon: The meeting?
Reesemcblox: Didn't you read your texts?
Telamon: TEXTS???
-Telamon whips out phone-

Text Message: h1 John, Its Becky!!! The meeting is held off till Frid@y, l0l, well bye!!!
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Laserbeak89 is not online. Laserbeak89
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21 Sep 2014 03:24 PM
Just stop this.
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LordDollarVI is not online. LordDollarVI
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21 Sep 2014 03:25 PM
Haha! Oh, Telamons day isn't very polite. Can he meet me in this RP?
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TheRanRanRu is not online. TheRanRanRu
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21 Sep 2014 03:48 PM
l0l

bist stry 3vr
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LordDollarVI is not online. LordDollarVI
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21 Sep 2014 03:52 PM
Telamon must get really tired.
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LordDollarVI is not online. LordDollarVI
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21 Sep 2014 04:09 PM
-Telamon walks into a police station-
Officer: "Your under arrest!".
Telamon: "You'll never get the chicken, never!".
Officer: We already have the chicken, and just to let you know, you're being sentenced to 25 years in prison."

(ROBLOX HQ)
-Phone rings, Becky picks the phone up-

TO BE CONTINUED
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LucasH2003 is not online. LucasH2003
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21 Sep 2014 04:33 PM
(50 Minutes of Telamon sobbing on the floor later)
-Telamon walks up the other 168 stairs into his office-
-Telamon gently lays his head on the desk and looks at a photo of a cat-
-phone rings-
Telamon: Hello?
LordDollarVI: YOUR UNDER ARREST!!!
Telamon: O_O

(Flashback to 20 years ago)
Kid Telamon: Trololo!
-Kid Telamon skips down the streets of robloxia-
Kid Telamon: O lookz, a p0lic3 st@tion!!11
-Kid Telamon walks in-
Kid Telamon: Oh Lookz! a ch1ck3n!
Kid LordDollarVI: Hey what are you doing?
Kid Telamon: tak1nG th1s ch1ck3n.
Kid LordDollarVI: That's my dads!
Kid Telamon: n0t foer l0ngS!!!
-Telamon pokes LordDollarVI in the eye-
-Kid LordDollarVI Screams-

(Present day)
Telamon: Omg, I fogot about that
LordDollarVI: Well I didn't! Now your going to be sentenced to prison for the next 25 years!!

(Later that night)
-Phone rings at The Shedletsky's)
Brighteyes: Hello?
Builderman: Your husband is in jail
Brighteyes: Again?
Builderman: Yep
Brighteyes: Okay
-She hangs up-
-goes through the roblox archive-

(The next day)

Brighteyes: I was looking through the roblox archive...
Matt Dusek: Oh my goodness! Look at how young I was!
Brighteyes: Anyway, as I was saying...
Matt Dusek: Maybe I should go back to the Toothy Deer look.
Brighteyes: Could someone do something about him???
-Stickmasterluke shoves an apple in Matt's Mouth-
Brighteyes: As I was saying I was looking though the roblox archive and found out everyone on roblox has lost respect for Telamon except for 1 user.
Builderman: Who?
Brighteyes: Fleskhjerta...
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Laserbeak89 is not online. Laserbeak89
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21 Sep 2014 04:35 PM
STOP

THIS
PLEASE
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LucasH2003 is not online. LucasH2003
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21 Sep 2014 04:57 PM
No, I'll add you to the story if you keep this up
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Laserbeak89 is not online. Laserbeak89
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21 Sep 2014 06:45 PM
Well, if you're going to do it, atleast put quotatio marks around what they say, and don't use hyphens.

Hyphen = -

Quotation marks = "

Explain their actions thoroughly too.

Like

Telamon(which is now Shedletsky) wandered through the building looking for Brighteyes, wherever she was. He walked into the elevator and to the lounge, still in search. She's usually here.

Not, please don't do any of the stuff you're doing anymore, and don't you ever add me to this.
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BooneHEAD is not online. BooneHEAD
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21 Sep 2014 06:48 PM
Cool stories of the days of Telamon.
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Aage56 is not online. Aage56
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22 Sep 2014 01:05 AM
LOL, Best story ever! Nice that I was in it :D


-Aage56, forumer since September 2014
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LordDollarVI is not online. LordDollarVI
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22 Sep 2014 01:39 AM
Another story. Maybe with me?
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Udoxas is not online. Udoxas
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22 Sep 2014 01:46 AM
Amazing.

| Current Status: Bored | Don't call me Udox or you die | I choke on pineapples |
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Udoxas is not online. Udoxas
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22 Sep 2014 01:56 AM
Oh, and could I make a spin-off of this called "Builderman's Life?"

| Current Status: Bored | Don't call me Udox or you die | I choke on pineapples |
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LordDollarVI is not online. LordDollarVI
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22 Sep 2014 11:27 AM
^
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TehBloxx4h is not online. TehBloxx4h
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22 Sep 2014 11:48 AM
this is childish nonsense

all of you idiots who like it are ret a rded, especially the fat spoiled lmader with an iq of 25
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LordDollarVI is not online. LordDollarVI
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22 Sep 2014 02:23 PM
Fat? I play Gaelic and Football, I also jog. I don't know how I'm fat if I'm 7 Stone 2 Pounds.
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wheresmybacon10 is not online. wheresmybacon10
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22 Sep 2014 02:42 PM
-I walk i police station-
-sees telamon-
Me: HI! I work at teh mail factory. I like cheese.
-gives telamon cheese-
Telamon: Umm.... thanks?
-notices the gaurds are screaming at me, and sweats-
Me: What?
Telamon: WHAT DO YOU WA»NT FROM MEEE??
Me: Nothing. Just a piece of dat skellaton over dere. :3
Telamon: ... Ok.
-he gives me head of skeleton-
-I leave-
Telamon: Im really happy that shes not my cellmate.




TO BE CONTINUED!
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