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| 09 Jul 2015 01:08 PM |
[YOU CAN NOT MAKE UP YOUR OWN DECISIONS UNLESS TOLD TO]
You're on the main menu screen.
A: New game B: Load Game [ not usable yet ]
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marcel878
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skiddie3
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:11 PM |
A cutscene starts in a first person view of your character riding a horse to the kingdom walls of RT
As you proceed on the path towards the great kingdom, a pack of guards patrolling the outside walls stop you in your tracks.
"Halt traveler!! Who are you? What is your name?"
What is your name? |
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:12 PM |
flabby Carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot! |
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xXsoenXx
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:12 PM |
"All right then flabby, lift up your hood, I can barely see your face!"
You lift up your hood, revealing what your face.
What do you look like? |
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:13 PM |
a bald whhite man Carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot! |
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:13 PM |
| JacobDaBloxxa, the jester of RT |
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:14 PM |
your face has lots of tentacles protruding from it and you have three asymetrical eyes where your nose would be. you are also eating a catfish from your brow.
catfish in a skillet |
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skiddie3
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:14 PM |
| Too late the bald white man it is |
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:16 PM |
"Alright then flabby, you look decent enough. Being bald and all... *ahem* proceed!"
You reach the gates, and all the archers in the towers watch you closely. You hear someone yell "Open the gates!"
You enter into the kingdom, starting off in a town market. So many food choices, so hungry...
What shall you eat? |
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Gravitify
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:16 PM |
a butt
Hi, I'm Derek Bum. Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new kitchen gun! |
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skiddie3
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:18 PM |
You head over to the butt stand. "What can I get ya?" says the man holding the butt stand.
A. One butt B. Two Butt C. An XL butt |
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skiddie3
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isc88
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:18 PM |
D. Two XL butts
catfish in a skillet |
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| 09 Jul 2015 01:19 PM |
you cant be serious. get two xl butts you scrub.
catfish in a skillet |
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