LickMetal
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| 05 Jul 2015 02:55 AM |
A zombie knocks on your door.
You:
1. Open the door and scream, then you rip the zombie's spine out through its mouth.
2. Look out the window and pull your shirt off and stick up your middle finger, the zombie is then enraged.
3. Open the upstairs window and catapult a chair on its head.
4. Do nothing. |
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LickMetal
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LickMetal
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| 05 Jul 2015 08:23 AM |
You do nothing.
The zombie opens the door and sits on your couch.
You:
1. Hide in the closet.
2. Hide behind the couch.
3. Sit next to it.
4. Sit on it. |
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LickMetal
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| 05 Jul 2015 08:26 AM |
You sit next to it.
The couch creaks and it hears you.
It jumps on you.
You:
1. Push it off.
2. Kick it in the [INSERT WORD HERE]
3. Lick its nose.
4. Take off your trousers. |
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LickMetal
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| 05 Jul 2015 08:33 AM |
You take off your trousers.
It bites your belt.
You:
1. Push it off.
2. Take off your pants.
3. Take off your shirt.
4. Kick it in the skull and run outside with no trousers on. |
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LickMetal
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| 05 Jul 2015 10:59 AM |
You take off your shirt.
You then protect yourself with the belt.
You start to feel something crawling up your thighs.
You:
1. Do nothing.
2. Fall purposely off couch.
3. Have [INSERT WORD] with the zombie.
4. Giggle. |
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LickMetal
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| 05 Jul 2015 11:04 AM |
You've just had [INSERT WORD] with the zombie.
You:
1. Use a knife and kill him.
2. Tell him to do it harder.
3. Scream from the pain.
4. Echo through your neighbour's walls. |
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LickMetal
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| 05 Jul 2015 11:08 AM |
He does it harder.
You:
1. Tell him to devour your vįrginity.
2. Harder, harder and harder!
3. Tell him it hurts and stop.
4. Kick him off. |
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LickMetal
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| 05 Jul 2015 11:14 AM |
You're screaming your head off.
The bed is creaking.
1. You push him off.
2. You move to a different position.
3. You lick it.
4. You let him do what he wants. |
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LickMetal
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| 05 Jul 2015 11:17 AM |
Now the audience can continue the story!
[CONTINUES] |
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kritiki
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| 05 Jul 2015 11:20 AM |
Now what do you do?
Do you
1 Get ur 10000mm gun and shoot everyone
2 HARD
3 MLG NOSCOPE 360 420 MTN DEW DORITOS KILL
4 four |
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