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| 01 Jul 2015 12:58 PM |
>cashier at Walmart >crappy job but it pays the bills while I wait to go back to school in spring >slow night, not many customers >suddenly see this fat guy approaching register >cart full of Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets >has so much fat that he has to lean on the cart to assist him with walking >so fat that he won’t take anything out of the cart, makes me scan everything while it’s still in cart >a guy walks in only wanting a 20oz Pepsi, has to wait behind Fatty McGee >total comes to 78 dollars >shoves sweaty $100 bill in my face like an idiot >mark it to make sure it’s legit, go to put it in the register >"wait let me give you the (whatever) cents" >starts searching in pockets for approximately a decade looking for change >by this point there are four people waiting behind Fatty McGee >all visibly upset that they have to wait for him, I call for second cashier >everyone immediately goes to his line to stop dealing with all the fat >this guy is seriously now running out of breath searching for change, starts wheezing >finally makes the change so I can give him all bills back >second cashier’s line empties >guy spends a couple minutes sorting hot pockets, wallet, fat >"I can’t wait to get home and go to bed, it’s been a long day" >making small talk I say, “Long day at work?” >"oh no, I don’t have a job, I borrowed that money from my mom" >"So what do you do?" >"I moderate the Off Topic sub-forum on ROBLOX" |
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| 01 Jul 2015 12:59 PM |
>meme arrow
☆ After all is said and done, more is said than done. ☆ |
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