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| 01 Jul 2015 09:20 AM |
If it was me I'd grab a tennis ball and some spare shoelace
I'd quietly and sneakily go halfway down the stairs and throw the tennis ball to distract them
While they're distracted I'd jump down and tackle their feet so they fall down
I'd then step on their hands to disarm them of any knives or guns and kick them away
I'd then slam their face against the wall to inflict pain and tie their hands behind their backs with the shoelace
Then contact the authorities and keep them tied up until they arrive
I would take out their legs with a knife or the two handleless blades I have but they'll possibly bleed to death and you want them alive when the police come or you'll get arrested for murder/ attempted murder
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:22 AM |
I'd just walk up to him and scream," YOU HAVE ENTERED THE DIMENSION OF HELL, WHERE SOULS COME TO BURN FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! TURN BACK NOW!!!!". I would then be shot in the face. Repeatedly.
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:23 AM |
@En
I've heard that works :o
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:27 AM |
Well, I'd defend myself and a family with a baseball bat or a handgun.
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WolfDashy
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:29 AM |
scream and try to use anything as a weapon
the forums are like the games page, you cant find anything of quality |
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Krozia
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:30 AM |
| Grab the lighter i keep by my bed, flick it on and throw it at him. |
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canttel
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:30 AM |
| id act as if i were demon possesed and freak em out. id be funny but dangerous but wroth it. |
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:31 AM |
call 911 immediately/use my bb gun
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spt188
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:31 AM |
@OP If someone breaks into your house/tries to hurt you, it's legal if you kill them. Self defense laws. First, I would do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_1l_bZoVhA and then bring out the wii balance board for some serious damage. |
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:31 AM |
| I'd wear a rooster mask and go up to him and say "Do you like hurting other people?" |
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:32 AM |
| I would probably sneak up towards him, tackle him, do whatever it takes to get the gun, go insane with power. |
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Mike3727
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:33 AM |
I have a baseball bat in my closet, i'd get it out
probably get shot a few times
then im a hero right mom? |
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:35 AM |
@spt
Oh
In that case I'll risk it and stab them in the legs
I would stab impale them in the side of the neck with a knife but I don't want a dead body in my house or blood on the walls
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:41 AM |
I'll use peanut butter against him!
Whites in three, let them be. |
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:45 AM |
@spt
True
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:49 AM |
| i'd grab a wii remote and beat him until the police arrive, who i called after knocking him out with the wii remote |
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:50 AM |
My method is best method.
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nightdumo
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:50 AM |
falcon punch!!!! -sad airhorn music- that nob got rekt -puts on glasses with YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in the background-
hey, no! don't eat the glass! | taste the rainbow! | ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) | I believe in promises... |
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:51 AM |
break my arm
rip off arm
acquire bone
sharpen bone
kill ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) |
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:51 AM |
@SoundBarrierSpino
U wot?
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| 01 Jul 2015 09:52 AM |
@Enmity
Then he wouldn't steal my sht.. |
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