f0xface5
|
  |
| Joined: 12 May 2015 |
| Total Posts: 5472 |
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:48 PM |
TITLE: "The Great White Whale" starring the rektit family
Coming to your local cinema November 25th, 2015 (in blu-ray and imax 3d)
CAST: RektitKev (kevin worters) Rektitcool (Sidney Crosby) RektitJon (Liam Neeson) RektItCola (Tom "Cruze" :3) Gh0strecon49 (Alex himself) f0x (the wanna-bee zatter-bee)
PLOT: there was once an elusive object the entire gang of rektit's could never achieve: a game winning goal and in any ro-hockey league to win them a championship. Wait... that means they made the finals? No...A ref decided to disallow their goal so they couldn't even get in the finals! Oh why that finals is so elusive for them. Then there was kevin AKA HashBrowns19 who ate hash browns before EVERY game to grease up his hands a lot so he could implement his wet and slippery tactic ^.^. Not only could they not win in the playoffs, they couldn't get an MVP! They chased a team called the Kings just like the white whale was chased throughout moby .... And then there was a f0x who once came along and said "lets try to harpoon them!" everyone thought he said to sp00n them and well it just ended there. After a short while Hash decided to take one for the team and jump inside the arena in game 7 of the finals. He heard a dude named gh0strecon49 sneeze and hash slid down the ice face down... it looked like it was over and then...f0x pants'd gh0st and revealed his...white...whale...boxer...shorts.
I hope you guys enjoyed the brief summary of the movie it is projected to be 3 and a half stars by rollen stones! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
bookface6
|
  |
| Joined: 24 Dec 2010 |
| Total Posts: 18470 |
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:48 PM |
| Starring Kevin as Kevin!!!! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:49 PM |
"ALEX GET OFF THE XBOX... THE WHALE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" plz make diz a line
"Zero is a letter"-Buckeyes |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
f0xface5
|
  |
| Joined: 12 May 2015 |
| Total Posts: 5472 |
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:50 PM |
| ok kobe we can fit that in the budget |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:51 PM |
Add My Names 2 Deh Creditzz LOL!
"Zero is a letter"-Buckeyes |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
f0xface5
|
  |
| Joined: 12 May 2015 |
| Total Posts: 5472 |
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:52 PM |
yes u can be co-producer
im also gonna add a scene where cool gets a nose job to repair the tiny 1 inch bruise he got on his nose |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:52 PM |
It Turns Out Deh Doctor Is Gh0st AND HE KILLS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Zero is a letter"-Buckeyes |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
SRHL
|
  |
| Joined: 10 May 2010 |
| Total Posts: 13484 |
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:53 PM |
| 0/10 not enough Deathrange07 references |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
RektItKev
|
  |
| Joined: 30 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7026 |
|
| |
|
f0xface5
|
  |
| Joined: 12 May 2015 |
| Total Posts: 5472 |
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:54 PM |
well in the end after i pants him he flee's into a white whale's mouth outside the arena at the harbor and then me and him live there with a little girl forever and we start a fire in the whale's mouth |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
f0xface5
|
  |
| Joined: 12 May 2015 |
| Total Posts: 5472 |
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:56 PM |
EDITED VERSION:
TITLE: "The Great White Whale" starring the rektit family
Coming to your local cinema November 25th, 2015 (in blu-ray and imax 3d)
CAST: RektitKev (kevin worters) Rektitcool (Sidney Crosby) RektitJon (Liam Neeson) RektItCola (Tom "Cruze" :3) Gh0strecon49 (Alex himself) f0x (the wanna-bee zatter-bee)
PLOT: there was once an elusive object the entire gang of rektit's could never achieve: a game winning goal and in any ro-hockey league to win them a championship. Wait... that means they made the finals? No...A ref decided to disallow their goal so they couldn't even get in the finals! Oh why that finals is so elusive for them. Then there was kevin AKA HashBrowns19 who ate hash browns before EVERY game to grease up his hands a lot so he could implement his wet and slippery tactic ^.^. Not only could they not win in the playoffs, they couldn't get an MVP! They chased a team called the Kings just like the white whale was chased throughout moby .... And then there was a f0x who once came along and said "lets try to harpoon them!" everyone thought he said to sp00n them and well it just ended there. After a short while Hash decided to take one for the team and jump inside the arena in game 7 of the finals. He heard a dude named gh0strecon49 sneeze and hash slid down the ice face down... it looked like it was over and then...f0x pants'd gh0st and revealed his...white...whale...boxer...shorts.
I hope you guys enjoyed the brief summary of the movie it is projected to be 3 and a half stars by rolling stones!
Epilogue: Well in the end after i pants'd him he flee's into a white whale's mouth outside the arena at the harbor and then me and him live there with a little girl forever and we start a fire in the whale's mouth |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:56 PM |
sequel of gh0st's revenge
"Zero is a letter"-Buckeyes |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 07:57 PM |
0/10 not enough Deathrange07 references
|
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 08:23 PM |
| lmao this going to be good |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
f0xface5
|
  |
| Joined: 12 May 2015 |
| Total Posts: 5472 |
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 08:28 PM |
I mean to be honest, it took a good strong cast and I think we nailed it there with the RektIts. I expect a lot of sales maybe close to 100 Million over the first weekend. There may be a second movie about gh0st me and the little girl in the whale.
Besides the point, critics have raved this film and the way HashBrowns19 was able to act in this and also I think what surprised a lot of people was how gh0st handled the ending when he was pants'd. He yanked on f0x's arm and took him to the little girl in the whale who they both knew about. It'll be interesting to see where the director (me) decides to go with this in the second movie |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 08:29 PM |
"GH0ST GET OFF THE XBOX THE WHALE IS HERE" is a line 2 remember for sure
"Zero is a letter"-Buckeyes |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
f0xface5
|
  |
| Joined: 12 May 2015 |
| Total Posts: 5472 |
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 08:31 PM |
| yes that was used in the rolling stones movie interview |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 29 Jun 2015 08:33 PM |
| the little girl is deathrange07 |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
f0xface5
|
  |
| Joined: 12 May 2015 |
| Total Posts: 5472 |
|
| |
|
f0xface5
|
  |
| Joined: 12 May 2015 |
| Total Posts: 5472 |
|
|
| 30 Jun 2015 10:34 AM |
All right guys, the crew is heading out to San Jose to film the movie!!!
#BoxOfficeBound |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
RektItKev
|
  |
| Joined: 30 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 7026 |
|
| |
|
f0xface5
|
  |
| Joined: 12 May 2015 |
| Total Posts: 5472 |
|
|
| 03 Jul 2015 12:41 PM |
| guys we are doing good gh0st almost quit when he found out his whale shorts were hanes so we changed it to calvin klein |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|