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| 27 Jun 2015 11:19 PM |
| My favorite word in the world is peanut butter. Now you being an arrogant fool, may ask, why peanut butter? Well, on a 2000 calorie per day diet, a good serving of Peanut Butter, or a teaspoon fill, can match a the 4% of Iron you need for your daily life. Iron is a very essential part of your life, and a jar of peanut butter a day could serve as your daily serving of Iron. Iron deficiency may cause lethal harm. It can cause many annoying such as Restless Leg Syndrome. Peanut butter is also very natural, if you get the correct kind. However for taste, peter pan is usually on the top for me as the best peanut butter. Despite its lack of butteriness, peter pan tastes like you just ate a small peice of peanut butter, because you literally did. Peanut butter can be used to spread on many different surfaces. Such as: Bread, Whole-Wheat Bread, homemade bread, your dog, a sofa, your kitchen counter, white bread, that bread that has seeds on it, you dog, your friends textbook, the inside of your socks, your mouth, your other mouth, your nose, and your dog. Peanut butter is hard to spread, however once you get it on your bread, Whole-Wheat bread, homemade bread, your dog, a sofa, your kitchen counter, white bread, that bread that has seeds on it, you dog, your friends textbook, the inside of your socks, your mouth, your other mouth, your nose, or your dog it may taste very good, and therefore is definitely worth the wait of spreading sticky peanut butter on your bread, Whole-Wheat bread, homemade bread, your dog, a sofa, your kitchen counter, white bread, that bread that has seeds on it, you dog, your friends textbook, the inside of your socks, your mouth, your other mouth, your nose, or your dog. Peanut butter while it lacks any other vitamins, is also a great source of Vitamin E, your welcome moms on the internet! Your child will be able to get 10% of his daily 2000 calorie diet of Vitamin E if he eats a teaspoon of peanut butter. Now on a daily basis, i may go through around 3 jars of peanut butter, but thats because i am filling myself up, for hibernation in the winter time. Peanut butter can also be used as glue, if you do not have glue inside your home. One time, while i was making my science project i ran out of glue. I shrieked "oh no what am i to do?" how will i get an A on this science project, i know i will get an A because i eat 3 jars of peanut butter every day, i thought. However that made a light bulb light up in my head. Of course! Peanut butter! As i vomited all the peanut butter that was in my digestive system onto my science project! I finished the project and got an A++! My mom approved! Now, theres more!!! Peanut butter can be used as many things, even as sun tan lotion, this many things include: Peanut butter, peanut butter replacement, a lacrosse stick, a pogo stick, your dog, your geometry textbook, grape jelly, your dog, a baseball, a graphics card, and even your dog! Now of course, in a modern sense peanut butter has never been used often as one of those things, you can still do it inside your home! You know why? Cause peanut butter can be used for almost anything! But im not telling you, you should try and make peanut butter work as a Peanut butter, peanut butter replacement, a lacrosse stick, a pogo stick, your dog, your geometry textbook, grape jelly, your dog, a baseball, a graphics card, and even your dog! So if your ever feeling low on Iron, or Vitamin E, or just need Peanut butter, peanut butter replacement, a lacrosse stick, a pogo stick, your dog, your geometry textbook, grape jelly, your dog, a baseball, a graphics card, or need to spread peanut butter on Bread, Whole-Wheat Bread, homemade bread, your dog, a sofa, your kitchen counter, white bread, that bread that has seeds on it, you dog, your friends textbook, the inside of your socks, your mouth, your other mouth, your nose, or your dog. Then you can just use peanut butter, preferably peter pan branded. That is why my favorite word is peanut butter. |
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