kolwalski
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| 25 Jun 2015 09:09 PM |
on every level except the physical one i identify as a sword just unsheathe me, and point me at the enemy |
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| 25 Jun 2015 09:10 PM |
| am T90 MBT check your privilege |
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| 25 Jun 2015 09:14 PM |
| I identify as a saxophone. Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of being blown by people of all shapes and sizes, filled with their love on a regular basis. People say to me that a person being saxophone is impossible and I'm stupid, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon insert a reed where my tongue once was, only the thickest of reeds. From now on I want you guys to call me "Saxy" and respect my right to play blues scales and live in the subways of New York. If you can't accept me you're a saxophobe and need to check your instrument privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. |
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