vamking12
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| 23 Jun 2015 07:01 PM |
You are Bobalar Tibbs a E-1 in the US army, as a E-1 your job includes training and getting your superiors coffee, today your doing the latter but as you go to the mess hall to fill your commanders water bottle but for some strnage reason the coffee machine doesn't work.
What will you do?
A. Try to fix it yourself B. Give your commander decaf C. Find the maintenance man D. Hit the Coffee Machine E. Cry F. Tell your commander what happened |
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| 23 Jun 2015 07:19 PM |
my name is Bobalar can I fix my name first? |
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vamking12
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| 23 Jun 2015 07:21 PM |
| Your mum named you Bobalar, bob for short you can't just change your name, |
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| 23 Jun 2015 07:54 PM |
Another private hears you and steps into the mess hall with a face of disgust. It's private Foreman.
" Why the hell are you crying? "
A. tell him about the coffee B. Say you were pretending C. Throw coffee in Foreman's face D. Stop crying and pretend nothing happened. |
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| 23 Jun 2015 08:49 PM |
Foreman seems pissed at you, he yells for your commander but not before punching you with a decently strong left hook. Now your face hurts, you wasted your decaf coffee and your commander goign to be pissed.
What do?
A. say sorry B. Mop up coffee C. Punch Commander and Foreman D. Run E. Lie about what happened to your commander F. Whip out your pistol |
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| 23 Jun 2015 09:13 PM |
E, when he leaves I'll F Foreman, then B, and finally D.
No but really now, E all the way. |
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| 23 Jun 2015 10:12 PM |
C
get the f out
I am...Booty. |
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| 24 Jun 2015 12:19 AM |
" Foreman was messin around and broke the coffee machine and spilled it everywhere. "
He doesn't seem to believe but hands you a mop and tells you to start cleaning.
A. Have Foreman clean with you B. Clean by yourself C. refuse to clean D. Run E. Argue some more |
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| 24 Jun 2015 11:49 AM |
You begin to run away but the commander and Foreman start chasing you around the base, you get to the fence and start to see them catching up with you, if they get you you knows what they'll do.
A. Climb Fence B. Stop running C. Whip out gun D. Try to run to the exit E. Go back to the messhall F. Try to hit Foreman with the mop
( Stats soooo new, soooo cool )
+1 to running skills +1 to throwing skills
Commander and Foreman dislike you
You have a loaded Baretta M9 You have a mop Stats are bascally what you have going for you at the moment. |
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| 24 Jun 2015 12:00 PM |
| Because I wanted to make a cyoa |
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| 24 Jun 2015 12:09 PM |
The men chasing you seem a bit shocked as you whip the Baretta and begin to take a step back but the commander, the only person chasing who has finished training tries to draw his weapon. " Put down the gun. Now! " Yelp this could be life or death
A. Shoot him before he draws his gun B. Try to run C. Drop the gun D. Try to disarm him with ot without the mop E. Yell like a banshee F. Claim your a spy G. Try to climb fence |
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| 24 Jun 2015 12:44 PM |
As you start scraming you feel a pain in your chest, yep that's a bullet. Your peers drag you away to some on ground hospital they plan on you rotting in jail in a week. If you get arrested bad things could happen.
What do
A. Die B. Run C. Punch Doctor D. Sleep
Stats
You lost Mop and Baretta You are injured You have been kicked from the army
Everyone at the base dislikes you
Title earned: Ex-private Tibbs |
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| 24 Jun 2015 12:56 PM |
When you wake up from much needed nap you hear news about canadians attacking bases liek your very own, then you remembered that america was annexing their neighbor for not giving us any syrup. Meh probably nothing, you also see the doctor working on some stuff and starts talking to you.
" After your actions today the rules state I have to check if your insane, so uh why did you try running away and shooting the commander? "
A. " He's a spy! " B " Uh I don't know, sorry. " C. " Because Foreman was being a idiot. " D. " The... Coffee machine was broken. " E. " Because yall gave me a free gun and I wanted to pawn it away. " |
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| 24 Jun 2015 01:03 PM |
" Is he now? I'll make sure to file a complant about that. He always did seem canadian to me, says sorry a lot. " He looks through his notebook and finds another question.
" Okay, why did you join the millitary? "
A. " For the cool gun. " B. " bragging rights. " C. " I hate Canada. " D. " To protect and serve. " E. " Saving private ryan looked cool. " F. Say nothing G. Say the national anthem |
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| 24 Jun 2015 01:19 PM |
| C. By killing those maple-syrup drinking Eskimos I do the will of God. God bless 'Murica |
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| 24 Jun 2015 01:26 PM |
"Meh, good enough for me you seem sane I guess. " He leaves for short bit of time and now your stuck in hospital with nothing to do but if your going to avoid getting arrzsted you might need some tools or whatever.
What do
A. Wait patently B. look around for cool stuff C. Leave the room D. Try to follow the doc E. Look outside
Stats
+ 1 Running + 1 Throwing Your not insane.
Good job m8 |
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| 24 Jun 2015 01:28 PM |
B
you used the word "m8" how dare you stupid foreigner!!!!!!! |
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