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| 17 Jun 2015 04:27 PM |
I loved jesus so much.
I had all the crucixes and merchandise
I prayed to him every day, thanking him for the life I've been given.
Jesus is love;I would say
Jesus is life.
My atheist dad hears me and calls me a #####
I knew he was just jealous towards my devotion to Jesus
So I called him a ####
He slaps me and tells me to go to bed.
I'm crying.
Suddenly, I feel a warmth moving toward me, It's Jesus.
He whispers in my ear,"Let the one among you who is without sin, cast the first stone".
He grabs me with his powerful holy hands. I'm ready.
He p3n3tr@tes my butt.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Jesus.
My dad walks in and says "What the ****?"
Jesus says:"I died for your sins" And leaves through my window.
Jesus is love
Jesus is life. |
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| 17 Jun 2015 04:28 PM |
| because shrek is love/life isn't old yet |
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Vordz
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| 23 Jun 2015 06:27 PM |
| so sad your relly good kid |
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Citriox
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| 23 Jun 2015 06:28 PM |
if ur going to be edgy
at least filterpass |
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