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| 21 Jun 2015 06:09 PM |
Loleris' master plan is to take over ROBLOX HQ and turn ROBLOX into LolerisLand. He even came up with a list of rules in case this actually happens! I stole it from his top secret lair.
RULES OF LOLERISLAND
1. Every new player starts with my signature black and real hoodie instead of a Bloxxer t-shirt. 2. Every game must have "MAD" in the title, otherwise it will be deleted. Example: MAD Crossroads. 3. You must pray to me every day and night. 4. If you complain about LolerisLand, then your account will be permanently removed from our database. 5. The default face is now my signature constipated "Huh?" face. 6. Every old user will be removed from LolerisLand because people don't want to be reminded about how they're noobs.
We hope you enjoy your stay at LolerisLand!
See? He says the first part of this plan is to punch Dapper in the face so he can show how he's more powerful than the mods. It has already begun...
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| 21 Jun 2015 06:11 PM |
Loleris dropped out of college to play ROBLOX. He must be good at making games.
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| 21 Jun 2015 06:13 PM |
7. your name must have lol in it. All users without lol in it will get banned
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| 21 Jun 2015 06:15 PM |
I sense a disturbance in the universe...almost as if a ROBLOX developer dropped out of high school and took over ROBLOX...
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| 21 Jun 2015 06:44 PM |
Loleris also has a backup plan in case LolerisLand somehow gets reverted back to ROBLOX. It's called Wacky Werld and I'll tell you the rules later.
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| 21 Jun 2015 06:47 PM |
8. must pay me all your money everyday
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| 21 Jun 2015 06:52 PM |
| Rebel. He won't last 1 minute :P |
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| 21 Jun 2015 06:53 PM |
"Wacky Werld, yes that's an e!"
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| 21 Jun 2015 06:54 PM |
9. LolerisLand is P2P and costs $9999 per month.
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| 21 Jun 2015 06:57 PM |
part of his plan is also to get away with ads such as this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmOdRLDhoeE |
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| 21 Jun 2015 06:58 PM |
Use overused memes and be an autistic doge loving parent's credit card using ROBLOXian
if youre needy, ive got seedy |
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| 21 Jun 2015 07:00 PM |
ok wheres loleris`s house again?
-calling in a nuke-
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| 21 Jun 2015 07:00 PM |
I have this for such an occasion http://www.roblox.com/games/223784822/Am-I-An-OT-Poster-Oracle-Yet
also, basically 1984, yes |
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| 21 Jun 2015 07:01 PM |
| "TONIGHT TURN YOUR WEAPONS TO LOLERIS!! |
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