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| 19 Jun 2015 07:26 PM |
You wake up feeling like crap and hating the world. 1) You decide to check OT 2) Pet your cat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) 3) Go back to bed |
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| 19 Jun 2015 07:29 PM |
You pet your cat and he bites you because he hates being touched. You now have rabies and are rushed to the hospital for shots. You see DapperNarwhal in the room next being treated for ebola. 1) Say hi to him. 2) Ignore him because he's a jerk. 3) Take a nap until the nurse comes in. |
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| 19 Jun 2015 07:30 PM |
4 wait for the nurse and bang her
My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
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| 19 Jun 2015 07:32 PM |
You ignore him and proceed to pull out your phone but the battery is dead. 1) Complain to yourself silently. 2) Rifle through the medical tools. 3) Wait for the nurse. |
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| 19 Jun 2015 07:33 PM |
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OP thinks he's so smart when his stupidity is so stupid it actually borders intelligence |
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| 19 Jun 2015 07:33 PM |
4 use Xenomorph powers to sneak up behind Alien and pull him into a closet
Porkchop sandwhiches! |
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| 19 Jun 2015 07:35 PM |
"use Xenomorph powers to sneak up behind Alien and pull him into a closet"
I will fracking grow into a type 2 threat and whoop yo ass
My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
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| 19 Jun 2015 07:36 PM |
The nurse arrives and you marvel at her brown hair and entrancing aquamarine eyes. She looks familiar. 1) Do I know you? 2) Look away nervously and sit quietly waiting to receive the shots. 3) Impatiently beg to get the shots. |
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| 19 Jun 2015 07:38 PM |
4 pull her down and bang her
My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
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| 19 Jun 2015 07:48 PM |
5 rhaepe alien
Porkchop sandwhiches! |
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| 19 Jun 2015 07:54 PM |
"5 rhaepe alien"
1) Noscope the one rhaepeing me and then walk way like a badass as he cries to mommy.
My cat's breath smells like cat food. |
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| 19 Jun 2015 08:01 PM |
You ask the nurse "Do I know you" and she flashes you a smile and blushes. "M-my name is... just call me Eve." 1) Say OK. 2) Ask what she thinks of DapperNarwhal. |
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| 19 Jun 2015 08:01 PM |
| option E: argue with dapper |
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| 19 Jun 2015 08:03 PM |
| 1)Profess love to a 14 y/o |
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| 19 Jun 2015 08:04 PM |
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look behind you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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