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| 17 Jun 2015 08:51 PM |
smash it on the table as hard as you can
trust me it's completely safe |
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giftbox24
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:52 PM |
did you know that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body? In ancient roman times, rich members of society used to fight lobsters with using their bare tongues for sport. So yea, break the bottle. |
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giftbox24
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:53 PM |
*with using their *using their |
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:54 PM |
lel i will melt it with me hotness |
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:54 PM |
@gift
i thought your masseter was |
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Dynerov
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:54 PM |
Roman Gladiator Tongue-Fighting.
That would sound actually pretty funny narrating and/or hosting it, to be honest. |
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giftbox24
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:56 PM |
@Orchidaceae If the massachusetts or whatever was the strongest muscle, how come it can't taste?
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Dynerov
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:56 PM |
| Pull the bottle really hard. It may hurt, but that just says your tongue is working. |
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:57 PM |
@gift
not sure but I think the tounge is made up of a group of muscles, but the masseter is the strongest muscle relating to weight |
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:57 PM |
@Dynerov
I don't want to hurt myself |
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10and20
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:57 PM |
| Well someone has a bright future ahead of them. |
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:58 PM |
| Tried pulling it off. My tongue is lodged in there. |
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giftbox24
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| 17 Jun 2015 08:59 PM |
Well, if weight is all you care about, then sure. But strong people don't care about lifting weights. President Teddy Roosevelt could swim 2 miles by only using his tongue.
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Dynerov
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| 17 Jun 2015 09:00 PM |
Heat up the bottle and lunge a part (preferably where your tongue is not at) into some REALLY cold water.
Due to thermal expansion laws, the bottle will explode, but will probably injure/kill someone nearby.
So don't do that. Unless you're wearing bulletproof bulletproof vests. |
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| 17 Jun 2015 09:01 PM |
| I DONT HAVE A BULLET PROOF VEST! |
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Dynerov
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| 17 Jun 2015 09:02 PM |
| Then yell (or grunt) at your friend about getting help if you can! |
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