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| 17 Jun 2015 11:31 AM |
Daily scripture: James 4:7 (KJV) Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
Aloe there! |
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Oshmoo
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| 17 Jun 2015 11:31 AM |
francis 1:1 "*hits blunt* have you ever noticed how weird hands are like whaaAAaaAAt"
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Zytelk
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Milly787
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| 17 Jun 2015 11:33 AM |
Matthew 5:23-24
When your done chugging your life away, you can sit on the swing or something. |
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| 17 Jun 2015 11:37 AM |
the one where god sics a bear on a bunch of kids because they called an old guy "baldy"
"tendons are torn, and screams are released into a poisoned, mathematic atmosphere." |
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puiaka
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| 17 Jun 2015 11:40 AM |
| Snoop Dogg 4:20 : smouk wiid errydei XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
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| 17 Jun 2015 11:40 AM |
I'm Agnostic, but my favorite is all of Revelation 12.
Your non-friendly, indifferent, OT Dragon. |
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| 17 Jun 2015 11:41 AM |
| the bit when Justin Bieber ascended from hell and released a flood of sweg, flooding all but Noah and those in the sweg-repelling boat |
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Aardbeien
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| 17 Jun 2015 11:41 AM |
Slide 1:1 "Everybody clap your hands! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap your hands! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap your hands! Alright now, we're going to do the basic step!"
‖ The most F A B U L O U S of dragons~ ‖ "Go to hell, Aard" ~b0ddyp3n ‖ |
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zaniac10
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zaniac10
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| 17 Jun 2015 11:42 AM |
| God 0:0 "so guys im bored asf how about i tell the population that im a god and use magic tricks to make them worship me! maybe they'll start a religion!! idiots." |
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Zytelk
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| 17 Jun 2015 11:45 AM |
| "Happy shall they be who take your little ones, and dash them against the rock!" Psalm 137:9. This one really speaks to me in a special way. |
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